Aug 31, 2018
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my roommate: let’s be honest. if I were to look at porn, I would look at it on my phone, not my laptop — I type my resume on that thing.
What's ur opinion on chocolate thunder???
I have a feeling this is either Malynn or Hanna….
Who is carol?! ☺️
carol is literally one of my best friends. The best social justice warrior who should honestly run for president most hilarious motherfucker who sincerely cares about my well being while playing it off with rude humor that makes me die laughing who i can always send stupid memes to and bitch with all day long and still send my essays to edit cause she’s so fucking smart and talented who won’t bullshit me on how much of an idiot i’m being at any given time who gives me advice that i wont follow but she’ll still love me best friend. & her girlfriend is pretty cool too.
you ever just memorize your friends cars and see the same cars everywhere and in your head you go "friend !!?" but then notice slight differences like the car doesn't have ur friends sticker or something ?
rainy days make me want soup. someone come eat soup with me plz
you ever just get so excited about buying gifts for people ?? like damn they're gonna loVe this and I just get so stoked to give it to them ?? yes
you know, i may not be proud of where i work but i fucking love some of my coworkers