#mama sky

[airasora]

Making my boomer mother listen to out of context Hazbin Hotel songs [Part 1]

Losin' streak

Mama Sky: "What's that at her feet? Are those boots?"

Me: "No, it's part of his dress."

Mama Sky: "Oh, it's a guy, okay... do those dudes know that?"

Me: "They do. Angel Dust is the most famous pornstar and performer in Hell, he does drag too and such."

Mama Sky: "... is the Hell here the Christian Hell?"

Me: "Uh... I guess so, yeah. Why—"

Mama Sky: "Well, I guess I know why he's in Hell then."

Me: "MOM!"

Mama Sky: "I bet he didn't even ever do anything bad."

Me: "Uh... sure."

Don't you forget

Mama Sky: *dancing a little on her couch through the whole song*

Me: "You like that one, huh?"

Mama Sky: "Of course. It's swing! Even if that woman is terrifying."

Piss (A Love Song)

Me: "Pentious is in Heaven, not in Hell. That's why everything is so light blue and pretty. But he used to be in Hell."

Mama Sky: "... can they just travel back and forth as they please? Cause that changes things!"

Me: "No, he was redeemed. The first and only so far. That's what the show is about; redemption and if it's even possible."

Mama Sky: "That's a pretty heavy topic for a cartoon with love songs about pissing."

Gravity

Me: "This one is my favorite!"

Mama Sky: "Because of the hot angry woman?"

Me: "No! But it helps."

Mama Sky: "Who's the guy she's singing with?"

Me: "Adam."

Mama Sky: "As in... THE Adam? Is she Eve then?"

Me: "No."

Mama Sky: "Well, where is Eve?"

Me: "She's not in the show. Don't know if she will be though."

Mama Sky: "I wanna see her design if they add her."

Me: "Noted."

Mama Sky, about Lute: "I don't know why she's so angry, but all that stuff she's breaking looks expensive. She should sell it instead."

Me: "Leave it to you to make it about money."

Mama Sky: "Don't mistake me for your dad."

[airasora]

I very rarely share pictures of any other animals besides my own parrots, but here is my mom's dog Aslan, her 17 years old papillon. His hearing and sight are getting worse with age, and he barely has any teeth left, but his little heart is as strong and loving as ever. And he will still twirl around himself in joy when Mama Sky comes back home whether she's been gone for 24 minutes or 24 hours 💗

[airasora]

Watching Obsession with Mama Sky now.

Mom has no idea what it's about, but... I do.

This will be interesting at best. Traumatic at worst.

[airasora]

Watching the live-action Netflix show version of Avatar The Last Airbender with my mom who has never seen or heard of the original. This is gonna be interesting 🤭

So far, she's already made fun of the arrow on top of Aang's head: "This way to the nose?" She said 🤣

[airasora]

Me: *showing my mom Hello Kitty Island Adventure*

Mama Sky: "Is this game American?"

Me: "No, Japanese, I think. Why?"

Mama Sky: "There's a lot of quests about food."

Me: *laughs so hard I lose the Peppermint Tetra I was reeling in*

Mama Sky: "Even the fish have food names!"

[airasora]

Mama Sky, while playing Mario Party, said: "Toad is kinda dressed like Aladdin."

I... I can't unsee it now 🤣

[airasora]

So, Mama Sky and I have now watched A New Hope and The Phantom Menace. We have a very unpopular opinion – as far as I have understood.

We HEAVILY prefer The Phantom Menace.

My ADHD ass (and my mom's ADD ass lol) kept getting distracted during A New Hope. Frankly, we found it a little boring and definitely don't get the hype. We realize we're very late to watching it, it's an almost 50 year old movie after all, and yeah, it definitely feels... old isn't the right word, but it's the only one that springs to mind.

Had The Phantom Menace felt or been too similar to A New Hope, we would have frankly abandoned our plans to watch this entire franchise.

As a sidenote... I know a lot more about the story than Mama Sky does. Like (SPOILERS lol) Luke and Leia being siblings, their father being Darth Vader, that Anakin Skywalker IS Darth Vader, stuff like that... and it's really funny to hear my mom ask her usual "I'm a little old and confused" questions when I know these things.

For example... she asked me if Anakin wasn't supposed to be in love with Leia and not Padme 😐 I... had a hard time not laughing at that one 😅

This is why I didn't want to start the story in the middle – it'll just confuse Mama Sky too much lol.

[airasora]

What my boomer mom calls the Mario characters and items.

Will update this post with every new nickname she makes lol

Bowser = Browser / Mom's little dragon baby

Bowser Junior = Little Browser / Psycho kid

Boo = Ghost boy

Toadette = Pink Pippi (Longstocking)

Creepy dice = Bad dice

Spike = Honey frog

Birdo = Birdy

Wario = Wah Wah

Waluigi = Beanpole

Mega Wiggler = Worm dude

Koopa Troopa = Friendly little friend (she specifically calls the one who gives you money in Mario party this)

Daisy = Cunt (this one is my fault, I told her the story from when I was just getting to know my ex and I called Daisy a cunt during my first game of Mario party with him. He was so taken by surprise he laughed for 5 full minutes and I almost had to heimlich him 🤣)

All of the princesses = The ballet ladies

Mecha Koopa = Psychosis chicken

Donkey Kong = Donkey Lumpy

One coin shop = Cheapo joint

Duel glove = Smack-a-dack

Pauline = Dummeline (basically Danish for "Dumb-line")

Shy Guy = Chai Guy (woman loves her chai latte lol)

Princess Peach = Pinkie

Dry Bones = The turtle that needs some lotion

Goomba = Brown potato

Monty and Goomba = Brown dollar pancakes

Bowser Byway Lever = U-turn

Monty Mole = My little fat friend / Monty Yum (this one is better in Danish cause it's Monty Mums so it's an alliteration lol)

Kamek = The Witch

Ally = Allee

Donkey Kong = Bongo