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*deep long suffering sigh* I am so sorry ma’am.
Can we stop fucking around? Please she is a nice lady and does not deserve this.
Do you want any uh… oil? Uh—
I... That sounds... very kind of you. I've not had oil before. Does... it taste different if you're a Cog?
Huh? What do you mean by "that one quote about emo kids and bunnies" Ms. Mamagator?
I don’t recall the exact wording, but it’s along the lines of how emo kids are all dark and the like but would actually cry their eyes out if they saw a real life dead bunny rabbit. No offense to any bunnies that may be reading this!
so uh, how did melvin react to mundie coming back?
Well. We'd been talking about something -- I don't recall just what, but... You see... Melvin is. Part of the Toon Resistance. He's never been to the other HQs besides Bossbot, but he's... gotten up in ranks. He'd done a string of CEO battles as some sort of... celebration? For finishing the case he'd gone on a business trip for.
I did not know this. And... He doesn't necessarily HATE the Cogs, but he has an itchy button paw. We'd been catching up and Velma was just... so happy to call me her mama, I'd lost track of time but I knew Melvin was going to be home around noon.
"WHAT THE-- MURIEL, STAND BACK--!"
He still had a near-full Gag pouch. Including his level 8 gags. Which I have TOLD HIM NOT TO USE IN THE HOUSE.
Before we knew it, there was a live... Cog Battle... in the living room...
"My colleagues don't like it when I get snappy!"
"WAIT-- DAD-- I-I'M SO SORRY -- I DIDN'T MEAN TO--"
...It went. About as well as one could expect after that... Truthfully, I'd never seen Mundie in combat before. I-It's like in that moment he just... snapped into some kind of instinct. Luckily, neither of them genuinely got hurt, but... Velma is very hesitant to speak to Melvin as of right now.
other anon, dont you fudging dare
What are you two talking about!?
Muriel, would you like to understand your son just a bit better?
I-I’m not sure I understand what you mean by this, dear. Do you mean understanding Suit lingo? I have a grasp on legalese because of Melvin…
