*Joey's mom comes in*
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*Joey's mom comes in*
(based on THIS post by @incorrectquoteideas)
Joey: Hey, Sally.
Sally (MAMD) is online!
Coworker: Get up to much at the weekend, Kerry?
Me, in my head: I cosplayed as a vagina and answered strangers questions on the internet in the character of said vagina. There are photos of me dressed as a human vagina on the internet forever, Carol.
Me, out loud: Nope.
So...up before Joey again, eh?
Dick from Starkid's Me and My Dick is ONLINE!
Opinions on salad?
Baby dick, do do do-do dodoo...
Sally, we need to figure out what we're going to do about Joey. What's your plan? -MC
I'm tired of you not appreciating me as you used to :(( ~Flopsy