#man cold

[lastonethereisaniceperson]

I’ve had a sore throat and something going on with my sinuses for days now. And now my husband says he has a sore throat.

Because OF COURSE whatever he has is WORSE than whatever I have. And POOR HIM.

Oh and he is so tired because he didn’t sleep well. But who woke me up at 4 freaking 40 am when he was making chocolate milk 🤦🏼‍♀️

[ponkydraws]

It appears I’ve misjudged my condition as the “slight cold” has morphed into fever, trembles, muscle aches, headache, sore throat and runny nose. I may not be a man, but the man cold affects me as well

[iwanttoshareamorange]

I’d like to formally apologize to my younger brother. There is in fact nothing in this world more debilitating than the common cold. This is truly the pinnacle of human suffering.

Whoever invented being sick should be put in jail

[spyrothesquish-0006]

Does it count as man-flu if you're a chronically ill transmasc?

[gerinurse]

🙄...

My husband had a cough and a very slight fever (likely due to the large blanket and huge sweater he is bundled up in). The way he’s acting, I expect to be a widow by tomorrow 🙄. Meanwhile I’m hacking up a lung and have the hamstring pain from hell but I’m running up and down a set of stairs like a crazy person due to his whining.

[gloryfink]

My brother and I got flu shots weeks ago. Upon getting exposed to some virus this past weekend, my symptoms are sleeping anytime I rest and a bit of a runny nose. My brother describes his symptoms as, "Save your self. I'm dying, Glory"

I'm sure he's suffering but I must say, for a corpse he looks surprisingly healthy 😏🤷🏽‍♀️

Visual aids coming soon

[clutch-of-cybertron]

*whines* I have a cold.... I’m so congested, I feel like someone is shooting a constant stream of water up my nose. It is awful....

[wahrsagehund]

Call me a heartless bitch...but I feel like right now nothing puts a bigger strain on my marriage than a husband suffering from a really bad man cold...🙄