#mangeychesire

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" Fine. I'll leave."

The bottle tosses just as easily as anything else,but in her drunken stooper, she grips the wrongone, wasting several ounces of vodka on makinga point behind the cat, hitting the wall and shatteringinto a mess of shards of glass and splashes of alcohol.

“Fine!  Leave!  I didn wann you heeere annyw—”

The watering in her mouth only enhances each andevery word, slurring the syllables together until theyare nearly unrecognizable.  Her stomach churns, andthe first wave of sickness washes over her.

Just another argument stemmed from too much vodka.

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☼

Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh

The television was far more entertaining than entertaining company would ever be.  So engrossed in binge-watching entire series on Netflix, Alice hadn’t even noticed him walk in.  Fourth season in Breaking Bad.  Things were intense.  Another swig from the bottle of vodka was the only time in the past few hours when she let her eyes leave the screen for even a moment, her gaze resting on the cracks in the ceiling.  She should really call her landlord about that.  There was no good reason for a cracked ceiling.  None whatsoever.  

She jumped at the initial touch, then promptly slapped his hand away.  “Busy, cat.”  Could he not see that she was in the middle of the most gripping television series to ever be released?  “Drug show now.  Sex stuff later.  Ah...you should order pizza, by the way.”  Because pizza sounded delicious.  Mmm...cheese...

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// ask to send a ship? I will always wonder about Chesire and Alice!

The ship is my: staple in alice’s life

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed namely because one moment she’s chill with him and the next she hates him.  Everything can change in a second without warning. | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly since Alice doesn’t know what exactly she wants. | They’d never get together |

Children: No Alice eats babies.| Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: Alice is a mean mean lady but she wouldn’t last long without a cat to see her through.

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five times kissed

First time had been accidental.  Itwas in Wonderland, and she hadbeen careless with the vorpal, plungingit through the gut when she miscountedthe number of ruin.  A farewell kiss thattasted of blood and regret.

Second time had been friendly.  Acalm and thankful hello weeks afterthe first, with a nice slap to the faceto help a point get across just the wayshe wanted.  

Third time had been exploratory.Experimental.  Making certain everylast inch of him in human form wasin complete working order.  And oh,oh it was.

Fourth time was the product of using,borderline overdosing.  She had initiatedit, mistaking the throbbing sensation inher blood as lust instead of sickness.

Fifth time had been a mistake on hispart.  In the middle of a fit of rage, hehad grabbed her and dared to put his mouth over her own.  She repayed himthe favor by slicing him across the throat.Let it be known that she knew he wouldnot die.  But points have a way of gettingacross easier when excessive violence is involved.

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"You want me to what?"

Did her request really need clarification?  The instructions were simple enough.  ”I want you to go to the complex across the street.  Give them the cash I gave you.  Tell them that it’s from Alice, and that I’ll be over in a week to pick it up.  Ah, they’ll know what you are talking about.”  Really, she could probably do it on her own; however, she knew that if she didn’t get the cat out of her living room for a bit she would never get the peace she needed to slip the needle past her skin, through her vein, just a prick to get an extra dose of happiness.  She could do without the judgement for today.  He didn’t understand, and she couldn’t expect him to ever understand.  Wonderlandians just couldn’t comprehend the necessity.

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"Ah…you don’t look all that bad yourself, cat.  Mange suits you.  Makes you more…real.”   Alice sucked her cheek in and chomped down hard in thought.  ”It’s a compliment.”

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Kitty headcanon

No matter what, one of Chesire's favorite things to do is sing. To Alice, to others, to the crazies in Wonderland. He doesn't care. He just loves to hear his baritone voice singing to something.

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Alice and Chesire of course! //Ship meme thingy//

collects rocks: Alice

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Alice

gets drunk and breaks shit: Alice

can’t swim: Cat

remembers to feed the fish: Alice

puts up Christmas decorations in November: Alice

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Alice

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: Both

brings the other coffee at work: Cat

takes gym locker room selfies: Alice. If she was ever at a gym.

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: Neither

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: Alice