#maninthemoonmoon

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im doing it guys im changing my url

there was no point in putting a 'read more'

im just an ass

sorry

(my new url will be sunnysideupeggsbert)

because i like eggs

and john

now i can have both

what a time to be alive

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i accidentally poured water in my cereal bowl instead of milk

i honestly don't see the point of living anymore

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what do you call a philosopher who flirts with soccer players?

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im going to name my child Gaston so whenever he feels down i can just

Gaston: mom i can’t do anything right

Me: gaston why would you ever say that?

Me: NOOOOOO OOOOOONE’S SLICK AS GASTON

Gaston: oh no mom, stop please.

Me: NO ONE’S QUICK AS GASTON

Me:NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON’S

Gaston: not again

Me: FOR THERE’S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY

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yeah sorry i can't come in today *coughs aggressively* i caught the gay

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if you ever get mad at someone, call them a leopard slug because their latin name is Mucosus Invertebratus Caputithyphallicus which litterally translates to slimy spineless dickhead

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'change is good' said obama, and you can't argue with physics!

my friend dona on a skype call [x]

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