UglyDolls Incorrect Quotes:
(Note: some of these might reveal what other characters I ship, that I haven’t shown yet. But will either stay irrelevant or become an official ship in the unofficial series. 🙂) —Also… some of these are childhood movie scenes engraved in my head, and some are just from a generator I rearranged some words for, or random YT skits.
Last thing: minor warning, some are adult jokes.
Lou: “As far as plush toys go, you’re uh… you know?”
Lou: “Well, uh, um… attractive?”
Moxy: “What about me is attractive?”
Lou: “Uh what —Oh… well… I don’t know. Well, there’s your…uh…” *looks lower* “…..butt.”
Moxy: *slowly looks over to check her backside then looks back at Lou, skeptically* “What’s about it?”
Moxy: *actually flattered* “Aww, you’re just saying that!”
Lou: *surprised but keeps going* “No, ah… no no! I mean it! It’s huge! Biggest darn butt I’ve ever seen!”
Moxy: “Oh, that is really sweet!”
Lou: *talking to a pregnant Moxy* (don’t ask me how)
Lou: “We need a code word! Something that says: ‘The baby’s coming’…!”
Moxy: “Hmm… how about: Ah! The babies coming! —How’s that?”
Lou: “Nah… too long. We need something short and punchy like uh… Peaches!”
Lou: “I love peaches. They’re sweet and round and fuzzy… Just like you.”
Moxy: “You think I’m round?”
Lou: “…Uh… round is good. Round is foxy…” *smiled awkwardly*
Nolan: Why are you drinking?
Lou: I drink when I'm depressed.
Nolan: But you're always drinking?
Meghan: “Would you still love me if I had a buzzcut?”
Meghan: “Aww! Would you still love me if I had one leg?”
Michael: “I’d even call you Eileen.”
Meghan: *laughs and continues* “Would still love me if I was a tapeworm?”
Meghan: “And I just lived in your stomach, and you fed me all day with the food you’re digesting?”
Meghan: “Would you love me if I was depressed banana?”
Meghan: *yells* “Would you love me if I was a banana, with mental health issues!?”
Michael: “Yes! I’d love you no matter what!” *a little scared*
Meghan: *walking accross the street in a banana costume, while making loud crying noises*
Michael: *holding her hand all the whole time, while trying to ignore the weird looks*
Ox: “Mandy, do you love me?
Ox: “Would you still love me if I did something bad?”
Mandy: “Well, of course I… would…”
Ox: “I mean something really, really—“
Mandy: “Ox, what did you do?”
Wage: “What would you like?”
Ox: “Bring a milkshake with two straws.”
Ox: *puts both straws in their mouth* “Watch how fast I can drink this!!”
Wedgehead: “Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!”
Lucky Bat: “The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.”
Lydia: “I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!”
Tuesday: *giggles* “Yeah, eat what you lack.”
Kitty: *deadpanning at Tuesday* “Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.”
Lou: “What's gone wrong, Ox?”
Ox: “Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a bunny! Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.”
Mandy: “That’s technically true, I guess. So why are you calling?”
Ox: “Well... There’s a crisis.”
Lou: “Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.”
Kitty: “You know what your problem is?”
Nolan: “Any advice before Michael and I fight?”
Lou: “Don’t wet yourself in public.”
Nolan: “Not the kind of advice I was looking for!”
Moxy: “Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.”
Ox: “I no longer have a plan.”
Ox: “If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.”
Lou: “...We're on the ground floor.”
Ox: “I know but I want a dramatic exit.”
Babo: “Awww, why don't you like cats, Wage? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??”
Wage: “I don't know Babo, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.”
Lou: “You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Moxy.”
Tuesday: “Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?”
Lou: “What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!”
Tuesday: “I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.”
Lou: “You once said that about an orange.”
Tuesday: “They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.”
Lucky Bat: “Do you want to play 20 Questions?”
Wedgehead: “Whats your favorite color?”
Lucky Bat: *laser fucking focused* “Triangle. —Do you like bats?”
Lou: “I can't take you seriously wearing that.”
Moxy: “Aw, you take me seriously at all?”
Michael: “Last night I found out Meghan is a sleep talker.”
Michael: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.”
Moxy: “I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...”
Lou: “Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.”
Mandy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Ox: “Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?”
Mandy: “I… I don’t know the correct answer to that question.”
Lou: *immediately leaves the room*
Meghan: “We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?”
Michael: “…You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?”
Moxy: “Why is Ox crying on the floor?”
Lou: “He saw a picture of Mandy’s boyfriend.”
Moxy: “But he’s Mandy’s boyfriend.”
I had way too much fun with the generator. It was time to stop it for now or else there won’t be any need for a part 2 lol.
