A Bug, breed, Bug world
This dumb as fuck Idea was brought to you by a conversation in @lwde-encrusted-sideblog comments on this post.
The others that gave me this idea was @tearval & @number1prime ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jaune is walking with Ruby along the sidewalk, with them in a conversation until Jaune ducks into a nearby bookstore, pulling Ruby in with him as he his face is white as a ghost and starts to sweat.
Ruby: Uhh, what's wrong?
Jaune: I see two of my exes!
Ruby: Wait, wait, wait. You dated before?!
Jaune: Y-Yes? How is that surprising?
Ruby: You're you.
Jaune: Fair enough.
Jaune peers out the doorway with Ruby sticking her head out as well, there they see The Mantis Faunus Emerald with Black Widow Salem, going shopping and not noticing the duo at all. Jaune is silently screaming while Ruby looks at them intensely.
Ruby: Out of all the people...
Jaune: Ruby please...
Ruby: No, out of all the FAUNUS TYPES!
Jaune: Don't go any further, I know I fucked up.
Ruby: You picked the two that are famous for the wrong reasons in a relationship?!
Jaune: I WAS STUPID OKAY?!
Ruby: YOU'RE STILL STUPID!
Jaune: THAT'S....FAIR! But please, if they both find me here Im so-
Before Jaune could finish his sentence, he feels a hand grip his shoulder tightly from behind him.
Black widow!Salem: Oh, lookie what we have here~. It's been a while Jaune.
Jaune: H-Hello Salem...
Jaune then feels another hand on his shoulder, sighing in defeat as he already knows who it belongs to
Mantis!Emerald: What? You're not happy to see the girl that almost rocked your world~?
Jaune: H-Hello to you too Emerald...
Ruby just looked on in shock as the two bug ladies had their hands on Jaune, both with sly smiles and their extra arms or legs wrapping around him.
Ruby: Uhh, do I need to be here for this or...?
Jaune: Ruby, It's already too late for me.
Black widow!Salem: Oh, don't be like that. We only wanna have a little fun with OUR favorite knight, that's all~.
Mantis!Emerald: And, we might have alil snack after words~
Salem began to lick her lips as he looked at Jaune with hungry eyes
Black widow!Salem: Yes, a nice big snack indeed~
The Mantis then hauls Jaune over her shoulder and carries him, as she follows Salem back to who knows where.
Jaune: Ruby, Ruby! Tell my story! TELL MY STOooRy!!!!!
Ruby just sheds a tear and salutes her best friend, going out in the manliest way possible.
Ruby: Of course... sniff Of course I will...













