#jaune harem

[reashot]

Jaune Exist:

Jaune fans for some reason:

Jaune: B-but I believe in a monogamous relationship.

Ruby :Silly Jaune you make it seem that you have any say in this. 😊

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: In this hat is the dying wish of every person here ... As I draw them I will speak them aloud, and from there, we will complete each one in order.

Ruby: Number one ... "Fuck Jaune Arc and Ruby Rose."

Jaune: *Blushes*

Weiss: *Blushes*

Everyone: *Glances at each other*

Ruby: ... Ooookay then! Number two!

Ruby: "Fuck Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao long"

Yang: *Blushes*

Jaune: *Blushes Harder*

Blake: *Licks lips*

Ruby: ... *Dumps the hat out* Fuck Jaune, fuck Jaune, fuck Jaune-DID ANYONE HERE NOT WRITE "FUCK JAUNE?"

Penny: I Did Not!

Ruby: Then what did you- "Fuck Weiss and Ruby"

Penny: That is mine, however I am not opposed to having sexual intercourse with anyone! Including Jaune.

Penny: In fact if I may amend-

Ruby: You wanna add Jaune to that?

Penny: Yes.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: well at least we aren't actually dying and this was just a joke, right?

Jaune: *Blushing beet red* Uh, ruby? What did your paper say?

Ruby: I have prepared plenty of Water and electrolytes for just such an occasion Jaune. You're really going to need it.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

[meadowindreams]

Shocking reveal

Jaune: hey girls, I found a pregnancy test, and it’s positive…..

Silence

Jaune: Who is pregnant?

[craziechwiv]

A Bug, breed, Bug world

This dumb as fuck Idea was brought to you by a conversation in @lwde-encrusted-sideblog comments on this post.

The others that gave me this idea was @tearval & @number1prime ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jaune is walking with Ruby along the sidewalk, with them in a conversation until Jaune ducks into a nearby bookstore, pulling Ruby in with him as he his face is white as a ghost and starts to sweat.

Ruby: Uhh, what's wrong?

Jaune: I see two of my exes!

Ruby: Wait, wait, wait. You dated before?!

Jaune: Y-Yes? How is that surprising?

Ruby: You're you.

Jaune: Fair enough.

Jaune peers out the doorway with Ruby sticking her head out as well, there they see The Mantis Faunus Emerald with Black Widow Salem, going shopping and not noticing the duo at all. Jaune is silently screaming while Ruby looks at them intensely.

Ruby: Out of all the people...

Jaune: Ruby please...

Ruby: No, out of all the FAUNUS TYPES!

Jaune: Don't go any further, I know I fucked up.

Ruby: You picked the two that are famous for the wrong reasons in a relationship?!

Jaune: I WAS STUPID OKAY?!

Ruby: YOU'RE STILL STUPID!

Jaune: THAT'S....FAIR! But please, if they both find me here Im so-

Before Jaune could finish his sentence, he feels a hand grip his shoulder tightly from behind him.

Black widow!Salem: Oh, lookie what we have here~. It's been a while Jaune.

Jaune: H-Hello Salem...

Jaune then feels another hand on his shoulder, sighing in defeat as he already knows who it belongs to

Mantis!Emerald: What? You're not happy to see the girl that almost rocked your world~?

Jaune: H-Hello to you too Emerald...

Ruby just looked on in shock as the two bug ladies had their hands on Jaune, both with sly smiles and their extra arms or legs wrapping around him.

Ruby: Uhh, do I need to be here for this or...?

Jaune: Ruby, It's already too late for me.

Black widow!Salem: Oh, don't be like that. We only wanna have a little fun with OUR favorite knight, that's all~.

Mantis!Emerald: And, we might have alil snack after words~

Salem began to lick her lips as he looked at Jaune with hungry eyes

Black widow!Salem: Yes, a nice big snack indeed~

The Mantis then hauls Jaune over her shoulder and carries him, as she follows Salem back to who knows where.

Jaune: Ruby, Ruby! Tell my story! TELL MY STOooRy!!!!!

Ruby just sheds a tear and salutes her best friend, going out in the manliest way possible.

Ruby: Of course... sniff Of course I will...

[madmanwonder]

[unlikely-rwby-aus]

AU where Jaune has a harem.

Jokes on you anon, I love poly Jaune~Mod Torchwick———————It had been a long day in the Arc household, so many chores were done, food was cooked, diapers were changed, just a regular day here. Honestly, what can you expect when five beautiful wives live with one handsome, hard working husband? He slaves away, doing so much hard labor so his darling wives can have the perfect home life, it's such a noble gesture of love.And here comes his girls now! All coming home from work at relatively the same time, each one being greeted with a loving kiss from their man and a bunch of hugs from their kids the moment they walk in. Oscar, their adopted son, comes in to bring the kids back to the play room so Jaune can set the table for the dinner he's spent all day making. Once the table is set and ready, he calls for his family to come sit down for a delicious dinner.Upon walking into the room, everyone stops and stares at the feast presented before them. "Woah! Jaune, you've really outdone yourself!" Ruby exclaims excitedly, wasting no time to take a seat. "Yeah, this looks incredible!" Emerald does a double take to make sure she's not just seeing things as she and Blake sit down as while Pyrrha and Velvet head off to help Oscar bring in the kids. Once everyone is sitting at the table, kids included, everyone takes turns talking about their day and whatever crazy events happened, Jaune listening intently the whole time. With every story, he can't help but thank his lucky stars that he's able to spend the rest of his life with so many beautiful, intelligent, kick ass women. Once dinner is done though, Jaune stands up and signals to Oscar, prompting him to head to the kitchen. After he leaves, Jaune clears his throat to get everyone's attention. "Today is such a special day; I thank the gods every night for the life I have, and for the time I get to spend with each of you." He sees Oscar give a thumbs up from the doorway and nods. "It's also a special day because on this day, 30 years ago, one of the most beautiful women in the world was born, a true gift of life!". The rest of the girls all join in to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY VELVET!!!" which prompts Oscar to bring in a delicious looking cake with burning candles.Velvet blushes and covers her face, laughing as the cake is brought in front of her. The cake itself is a bit shambly and messy, but the "Happy Birthday Velvet" spelled out in blue icing is very carefully written in cursive."It's not perfect, the art of baking still eludes me." Jaune laughs nervously, but Velvet just shakes her head, smiling. "Blow out the candles!" Her daughter bounced up and down in her chair, her tail twitching in excitement."Okay, okay!" She pauses to think of a wish, then blows them out when one comes to mind. Ruby lets out a little 'woohoo!' once the candles are out."What did you wish for?" Their eldest son asks, very curiously."She can't tell or else it won't come true!" Velvet's own daughter chimes in with a nod from Ruby to confirm that it's true."Well, to be honest, I didn't wish for anything. Everything I could ever want is already right here."

[reashot]

Mixed Signal?

Jaune: Hey Sun. Can I ask you a question?

Sun: Of course Jaune. Anything for a bro and a fellow blonde.

So what's your question?

Jaune: Thanks, bro. So I just want to make sure first. But you're popular with the ladies right?

Sun: Uhh... Why don't you ask this abs!

*shows off his perfectly chiseled six packs*

Jaune: I take that as a yes...

But what I really want to ask. How do you know when a girl actually likes you?

Sun: Well why don't you just ask her? Also flashing your abs while you are asking her out doesn't hurt one bit.

Jaune: Oh no I can't possibly do that. What if she's inconvenient with me asking her?

I guess this is a mistake. Sorry but I would rather not ask anyone out. If it were the case.

Sun: Look Jaune. I know what you're getting at. But there's also a thing with being too mindful.

Trust me girls love it when you ask her out. But don't start with that. Ask her first with how her day was. Complement her with how she looks or dress. Ease her into it. Make her feel safe and comfortable around you. Take your time, don't force her to make a decision.

And when you think the time is right. You ask her out. And if she says yes. Then good. You got yourself a girlfriend. And if she says no. Then say thank you for giving you the time. And move on to the next girl.

Jaune: That's easy for you to say. I bet you don't have to deal with a lot of girls rejecting you.

Sun: Jaune. Bro. I'm not the kind of guy you think I am. I got rejected a lot!

Sometimes it gets really physical. I think I got thrown with a milkshake that one time.

Jaune: That's horrible! How are you still fine after all that.

Sun: Bro that's life. You got to let go and roll with the punches. I'm not going to let one bad thing to ruin my experience with girls.

Heck I love them way too much to stop dating.

But that's why Jaune you need to stop being afraid. I know you. You're a good person. Any girls dating you will be much better because of it. And any girl saying no to you will never experience how wonderful it is to be with you.

So what are you waiting for Romeo. Go out and find yourself your Juliet!

Jaune: Wow okay bro. You don't need to convince me anymore. Truth be told I got sent a message by team RWBY and I think one of them might be interested in me. But I'm afraid they might just be pulling a prank on me.

So what should I do?

Sun: What that's all. Show me the message. I'll be the judge of it first.

Jaune: It's a picture actually. *Shows Sun the picture*

Sun: ....

Jaune: So what do you think bro. Do I have a shot...

*gut punch*

Jaune: Guehhh!!

*slumping on the floor. Holding his stomach in pain*

Sun: Don't call me bro...

*kick Jaune in the stomach*

I can't fucking believe you got me to sympathize with you. You fucking piece of shit!

*kick Jaune some more*

What's the big idea with showing me this huh?

You want to rile me up?

Show how better you are at getting pussy than me?

Well. Congratu-fucking-lation. You managed to get me riled up, alright!

*kick Jaune in the head*

Jaune: Please stop. Have mercy...

Sun: I thought we were friend... I thought of you as my brother.

But no more. If I ever see you again I'm going to fucking kill you.

You got that!

*spits at Jaune then walks away*

Jaune: W-what just happened?

An Au where Sun doesn't lose his shit...

Sun: Well I think you might have a chance actually..

Jaune: Really?

Sun: Yeah, go ask Ruby and tell her you like her.

Jaune: Thank you bro. I mean teach! I will do as you ask.

*a few moments later*