#manustupration

[wooingwithwords]

ponophobia

ponophobia n. a morbid dread of work

Useful for Self Certification sickness forms and for bewildering people when you phone in ‘sick’.  It sounds like one of those ailments that is too embarrassing to enquire about further.

See #sick note for further useful words to befuddle your boss.

[themand0]

I was tagged by folkitout.

Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their post and make 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 4 people and link them to their post Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them

if you had to decide between living a life without music or books, what would you chose? 

          EEek that's hard ummmmm I guess I would live without music?

What’s a place you’ve always wanted to visit?

I've always wanted to go to Prague. Hopefully one day I'll be able to.

What character traits do you like in a person?

people who are daring, funny, smart. People who are extremely opposite from me.

What’s an expression you use too often?

You naaassstttyyy (thanks to That's so Raven)

Is there an author whose books you don’t like?

Christopher Pike's

Ever been to a different country?

Yes! I lived in Heidelberg, Germany for 3 years 

When was the last time you cried because of a book?

Whenever the last time I re-read The Fault in Our Stars was.

Favourite song at the moment?

Sex by The 1975

Favourite band of all times?

Queen! They were my obsession when I was little

If you could change one thing in one of you favourite books, what would it be?

Kartik wouldn't die. I still haven't forgiven you yet Miss Libba Bray

Is there anything you’d like to change about yourself? 

          Maybe I would be a little more outgoing.

  My Questions

If you had the chance to go back and change one thing in your life would you do it?

How has your day been so far?

What's your favorite memory?

If given the chance to drop everything and go anywhere (fictional or real) where would you go?

What is one thing on your bucket list?

What's your favorite smell?

What's one of the scariest things you have ever done?

If there is one thing you want to be remembered for what is it?

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?

Who makes you laugh?

Do you play any musical instruments?

I tagged: caitlincato sendmylove-julia edgar-allan-pwnd and manustupration

[gynoidwren]

I still feel bad about yesterday, so I just want to say that if I have ever been an asshole to you ("you" meaning anyone reading this) in any way, I totally didn't intend to and I'm so sorry, so please feel free to tell me what I did wrong and how I can be a better friend because unless you're super racist or homophobic or something (in which case, what the fuck are you doing on my blog? Get out of here, asshole!), I really would like to get along well with you, and I'm trying to be a nice person and a smart person and a good person, but sometimes we all slip up, so if you can think of a way I can improve, please tell me. I want to be the very best (that no one ever was), so I try to learn from my mistakes, and I promise I won't be offended.

[gynoidwren]

Oh shit, I just realized that that Humans Of New York post and the one that followed it could be seen as being related, when they totally weren't intended that way. For the record, I totally don't hate or get annoyed by any of you guys; I was more worried about you feeling that way about me. I reblogged that post because I thought it was beautiful and interesting; the timing was just a coincidence.