#maps is down

[mapsthewanderer]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????? ARE WE DATING THE MALE HANNAH MONTANA

[mapsthewanderer]

[mapsthewanderer]

not to be weird but i js saw you in the lads server as i was scouring for info on caleb's updated affinity and i'd love to hear your thoughts if you're alright with discussing your favourite parts so far? ><

Hiiii you~ awwwh you’re so cute for spotting me in the discord chat! It’s not weird at all :3 tehe~ anyway gosh, I have so many things I wanna talk about and you’ll definitely see me shouting about them a lot, but so far (except for High Place Phenomenon that had me crying) it has to be this:

Istg his VA is unmatched like GOD HELP ME

And just the description on this notebook???

Plus my delulu going off the charts with this post (since I looooove hiking)

What about youuuu? 👉👈

[mapsthewanderer]

‧⋆ ✧˚ Calling Sylus bestie mid-fuck

Had an intrusive thought while hiking. Luckily it didn’t spiral (tho Caleb’s face in the same situation is still haunting me), but Sylus? Yeah. His just burned its way straight through the good ol neurons. Fem!reader muah this is silly I know

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So here you are getting absolutely wrecked by Sylus. He’s got you folded, pinned, rail-mounted on his cock. Moans low, cadence fucking perrrrrfect—he knows exactly what he’s doing to you.

And then—you do it. You decide to be a menace. You moan out:

“Fuckkk—bestie…”

Silence. His thrust stutters. For half a second, you think you broke him. You open one eye. His head tilts. One brow arches. And then he smiles. Like a predator spotting something new to play with.

“… Bestie, hmm?” His voice drops, leans down, tongue brushing your ear. “Awh kitten… I don’t usually fuck my friends. You’re such a lucky little thing...”

You try to giggle. Try to get away with it. Too late. He laughs—low, chest-shaking and cruel. Flips you on top of him, hips slam hard up into you, the shock cutting your giggle into a yelp

“What does that make your cunt, kitten? A friendship bracelet?” He tilts his head again, amused by your nerve. “Show me, then.”

He pauses, thumb pressing past your lips, smirk sharpening as your mouth stretches around it.

“Ohhh…” his chuckle is cruel, velvet smooth. “I think I just found another bracelet. Let your bestie down your throat.” His thumb strokes your tongue, eyes burning. “Don’t get shyy now… Say it again— watch what happens when your bestie fucks you dumb.”

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BYEEEE rip my brain

[mapsthewanderer]

CALEB SIMPS UNITE: WE TOOK POISON. ARE WE SOME KIND OF MAOMAO?!

OKAY just from the top of my head: river thematics = possible naga hint. like. Fuxi and Nüwa levels. Same source levels. nagas are protectors of rivers HELLO??? AND DRAGONFLIES. DRAGON. FLIES. I am looking directly at the camera

MYTH IS GONNA BE WILD HUH OKAY INFOLD

Also: THE WAY he is the SPITTING IMAGE of Lan Wangji for r0 and then Wei Wuxian for his r1… Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation anyone??? God help us all… I’m actually speechless. I’m so happy and I PRAYYYYY this story will slappppp because WE. NEED. IT.

I WILL BE BACK WITH MORE OH YES

[mapsthewanderer]

Tomorrow is Monday but at least I found this this weekend so I can goon the rest of the week

[mapsthewanderer]

MAPS CHRCK OUT IDOL CALEB

I’M UP!!! AND I HATE TIME ZONES BUT UUUURRRRHHH

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I’m not a kpop gurl but I am a Caleb girl this is urrrrrhhhhhhh so hot

THIS ABSOLUTE SLUT JESUS FUCKKKKKK URRRRGGGHHG HE TOUCHED HIS D?!?!?!

MESS ME UP ALREADY why do you even ask uuuuhuhuhy

THEE CROP TOP?!?!?! I’m fuckin done

it’s 5am but maps’ gotta goon brb

Caleb touched his dick. Like. I’m speechless

[mapsthewanderer]

OH my fucking god?! Caleb never wears the lightly dressed fits (yes I have to force him) and now he’s suddenly just wearing this on a rainy sunday?? AND WITH MY FAVORITE FLOWERS IN HIS HAIR??? IN THIS LIGHTING??? My eyes have been blessed after hiking in the rain for 2.5 hours thank you bby boi ur the best