Hi, I’m Maps

❀ I like 2D and 3D men ❀ Might be unsavory every now and then ❀ Caleb is my Roman Empire ❀ Worships ❀ Doodles ❀ Writes ❀ Hikes ❀ Escaping adulthood yay ❀

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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚋 𝚜𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Make yourself comfortable. Grab some wool socks from the basket over there and a robe from the hangers. Oh, and I’ve got some nice perfume samples if you want to try one. *pours you some tea and gestures to the lemon slices, sugar and milk* … oh, just so you know… I love Caleb. An unreasonable amount. Also… If you like both Sleep Token and lads… mehehe… I have these freshly baked cookies~ pspspsps~

Anyway! Around here you’ll mostly find:

❀ questionable horny drabbles

❀ lowkey novels dedicated to Caleb (and occasionally the other LIs… as a treat)

❀ extensive symbolism breakdowns

❀ extensive card/memory breakdowns

❀ rambling (often about how much I’ve spent on R3ing Caleb’s cards)

❀ (shitty) doodles

Here are some potentially useful links:

❀ 𝙼𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 - 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

❀ 𝙼𝚊𝚙𝚜’ 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚋 𝚖𝚊𝚙 - 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

Speaking of potentially useful information. This is sadly not my main blog. I’ll follow you back from my main account @mapsdustymain. It’s old and crusty. Archaeologists have taken an interest in it.

Okey, then! See you around? I hope so!

Maps ♡

𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜. 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢. 𝙸𝚏 𝚗𝚘𝚝, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 ♡

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Sleep Token//Vore x Caleb HAPPY JUNELEB ALL MUAH

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I’M SO READY SUITCASE PACKED SUNDRESS ON BOOTS READY CONDOMS BOUGHT *presses accept madly*

SHUT THE FUQ UP I NEED THOSE GOGGLES RN HE LOOKS LIKE AN E-GIRL WTH

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Okay, Episode 7. That moment in the snow where they fight together!!!! His little "stay focused"?!? Hot, hot hot! And he was injured the entire time? And her carrying this giant of a man, I love them both. I don't know who I would want to be more in this situation haha

I AM SCREAMING YEEEEEEES!! I SHIP EM SO BAD AAAA! FL is such a well-written, strong, headsmart and powerful character. I absolutely adore her 🥹 I still have a major girl crush on her and the manager lmao

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I got this thought… does Caleb sometimes secretly sneak his noise-canceling earbuds in while he’s got you in doggy?

Your voice has been his favorite jerk-off material for years

Through the thin walls between your bedrooms back home, through the echo of late-night calls when he was in the DAA, even through those stupid voice messages you’d send him just saying goodnight after you reunited

No wonder… one little string of those pretty sounds… that needy melody of “ah-ah-ah—ahh—aaah—”s~… the way your bum jiggles so nicely to the rythm. Caleb’s fighting so fucking hard not to spill. Sometimes he just wants to last a lil bit longer the first round, y’know?

So he quickly wedges the earbuds in when you’re not looking, bites back a groan, and keeps pounding you stupid. He only buys himself a couple extra minutes before he’s burying himself to the hilt, filling you up

One earbud slips out and lands with a soft thud right in the fabric folds between your knuckles. You glance back at him and he hides his burning face against your spine.

“ahh hh— sorry… fuck, please don’t look at me like that~ your moans are so fuckin’ unfair a-aahhhh— gimme a minute… I can go again, I swear—”

He slides a fingers past your lips and presses down on your tongue, breath hot against your ear “…maybe… I’ll just fill that pretty mouth instead. Problem solved, right?”

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… over 500 likes for this? Okayokay I see the level of filth the people of tumblr enjoy aha aha

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I need to yapp about this man RIGHT NOW. Like okay teacher xie, you were iconic and kunning palace was amazing for what it was. BUT FENG SUIGE???? Oh I have dangerously high hopes for this man already. Like qi min levels of hope. This actor is actually ridiculous. the facial expressions, the MICRO expressions??? Insane. I’m only on episode 5 and I’m already prepared to fully faceplant over him

BEHOLD my bloody tiddie

ancestors preserve me not the bloody tiddie again can you greet me normally for ONCE in your life

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SHADOW PLAY ON THE WEDDING NIGHT TO FOOL AUNTIE AND UNCLE!?!?!?!?

This is so intimate, the cinematography is so beautiful! The noses touching, blowing out the candle. Then auntie being fully about to go over the fence to keep spying only to get water thrown on her is frying me lol

Whwcdxwgwgsg THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUTE T-T the water throwing scene is so friggin funny. This drama has so many knee slappers. I’m so excited to gush more about this drama with you (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

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Caleb

Decided to try drawing Caleb seriously for the first time since his birthday month is coming up, and also I realised I have... a lot of friends who are Caleb enjoyers so uh might as well draw the man.

I wouldn't exactly call myself a dedicated Caleb lover since my main priority will always be Sylus and Zayne, however ever since I listened to Verdant Wetlands earlier this year as someone who likes Colonel Caleb's look a LOT... something changed within me and also my account. Somehow I've been very luck in getting Caleb's event/myth cards this year. It's getting a bit concerning.

Here're some silly chibis of gege! He's a lot of fun to draw in my chibi style :)

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what the actual… ALEXA PLAY S&M BY RIHANNA AND WHERE DID I PUT MY ROPES avagwgwfw

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He's helping her prepare for court to get her house and ohh they are both so cute! They have such good chemistry , I love them both!

Ahhh she just fell asleep on the paper and he put his hand out so she won't hit the table. I'm swooning!!!!

Meeeeeeeep! I’m glad you’re enjoying them. That scene is sooooo adorable 👉👈

meanwhile:

Me:

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So I impulse bought this honey crisp apple granola and it tastes so good! It makes me think of Caleb haha.

I'm starting Pursuit of Jade! I'm so excited, also everyone looks so pretty. And the last time I felt this way with Love in the Clouds which might be my all time favorite show so I have a good feeling about this.

Iiiiiih I’m so excited for you (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

Honestly… pursuit of jade is genuinely in my top five ever, even including western dramas/shows. It was just EXACTLY my cup of tea. Love in the Clouds is on my watchlist too (though I couldn’t find it on iQIYI sooo :c)

Please let me know your thoughts. Whenever, wherever. I love gushing about pursuit lmao :3

Oh and! I’m on episode 2 of Fated Hearts rn and I completely bluescreened over this guy here

like… COME OOOOOONNNNN???? They’re all so fine it’s ridiculous

Also: Have I consumed an unreasonable amount of cdramas lately? mayhaps mehe~

Enjoy your granola <3

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Sleep Token//Jaws x catch22 Caleb (in honor of the best multi and I will gladly die on this hill)

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Me detecting another potential candidate for my questionable harem:

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐚, 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 — qi min/齐旻

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Sleep Token//Alkaline x Neterlord Caleb (dont mind me poorly scratching my own itch lmaok)