Directed by Nick Millard under the guise of Phillip Miller, the same man that brought you Crazy Fat Ethel and Death Nurse.. wait.. this guy made 57 films and never got any good? Oh wait most of it was 60s porn and stag films, so I guess that explains things...
Soooo welll.. what have we here, imagine Howling 2 with non of the fun parts. Mark is distraught when he finds his sister is dead but guess what his sister is actually returning from the dead as a vampire. Father Daken is there to answer Marks questions at the funeral but... surprise he is also a vampire.. a vampire priest that looks like Dr Forrester from mst3k meets father Guido Sarduchi
Lots of red paint that is supposed to be blood on the walls and on the vampires hilarious bad over sized teeth. which honestly that's the best part for me.
Also this music that is all warbly like it was soaked in water and warped to shit.. it sounds just like Manos hands of fate. The cars and hairstyles really remind me of Manos as well.. it makes as little sense as Manos. But there is much more violence. Mark comes across a vampire cult that seems to be slicing up and biting many people he knows. After hooking up his ex girlfriend he is dragged into the vampires lair that has a sweet blood center piece in it, there is he told he is destined to make a demon baby for the vampire cult.. and it might not be with his ex girlfriend... oohhh myyy.
sweet 70s grindhouse trash... and short wooo hooo ... we are running through this marathon like a breeze
Often find on a double pack with Criminally Insane for all your red paint loving needs. Om nom nom face! Yummy trash!