Pregnancy Prompts
✯ “You're pregnant?! But I... What? I thought you're taking the pil!” “Halloween. My drink had activated charcoal in it, and you really liked my costume, so...” “Holy shit.”
✯ “I wasn't sure how to tell you.” “What? Why? This is wonderful!”
✯ “I don't think I'm ready, but it's happening. We're... We're having a kid.” “Hey, hey, deep breaths. We can still do something about it, if you don't want to do this. Just take a second to breathe.”
✯ “I'm emotional and pregnant, leave me alone.” “Which is exactly why I will not be leaving you alone, sorry hun.”
✯ “Fuck!” “Hey! No cursing in front of the baby!” “It can't even hear me in there!” “How would you know? Do you want the first thing our baby hears from you to be a curse word?”
✯ “I'm so tired, and my feet hurt, and I have to pee every five minutes, I'm so uncomfortable, and... Sorry, I'm being annoying, aren't I?” “You're never annoying when expressing discomfort about carrying our child. Now, do you want a foot rub?”
✯ “You're glowing.” “Because I'm pregnant?” “Well... Yes. But also because you have neon water colors all over your face.”
✯ “Don't you look amazing?” “I'm bloated, round, and can only waddle to get around.” “And still, you look amazing.”
✯ “We really should try to talk about names again.” “Sure, if you're ready to risk sleeping on the couch again over being stubborn.”
✯ “I'm scared I won't be a good parent.” “You're going to be great at this, and you're not alone. You hear me?”
✯ “Oh my god!” “IT'S TIME. WADDLE TO THE CAR, I'M GETTING THE HOSPITAL BAG!”
[Prompt Calender: March 25th, International Day of the Unborn Child]
