Title: March Of The Poozers
Artist: The Devin Townsend Project
Album: Z² - Dark Matters
Transcribed lyrics below:
[Narrator:] "..The March of the Poozers!"
(Aaaaaah..Oooo-Oo-Oooooaaaah.. Ooooh.. Ooooh-AAH!)
Take it!
(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
[Poozer squeal]
We are the ones who have come for your rapture! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
All you shall bow to the will of your captor! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Warrior! (..Ha! Ha!) Warrior! (..Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!) [Zap] (UaAuAUauAUaAaUaAaH!!)
So for the war comes a man for your people! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Hail to the man from the world of my people! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Warrior! (..Ha! Ha!) War-!
Watching! Waiting! (Watching! Waiting!)
You are alone! (You are alone!)
We are coming! (We are coming!)
Eyes to the sky and the stars!! (Eyes to the sky and the stars!)
Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive And everyone prepared to give their lives And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me!
Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive And everyone prepared to give their lives And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me!
..Prepare!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4-3-2-1
(Home, home, home, home, Home, home, home-home, home-home, Home, home, home, home, Home, home, home, home,)
Fear us..! Fear us..! Fear us..!
(Home, home, home, home, Home, home, home-home, home-home, Home, home, home, home, Home, home, home, home.)
(Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!) (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
[Poozer squeal]
We are the ones who have slaves over masters! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
All you shall bow to your alien ambassadors! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Warrior!
[Queen Blattaria:] "You are attached to me, and though you're alone.. Mommy's-"
"-Watching! Waiting! You are alone!!" (Watching! Waiting! You are alone!!)
We are coming! (We are coming!)
Eyes to the sky! (Eyes to the sky and the stars!!)
..Pained, eyes to the skies and the stars!!
Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive And everyone prepared to give their lives And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me!
Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive (..Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive) And everyone prepared to give their lives (..And everyone prepared to give their lives) And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me! (..And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me!)
Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive (..Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive) And everyone prepared to give their lives (..And everyone prepared to give their lives) And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me! (..And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me!)
Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive (..Prepare!) (..Hey ho, everyone is ready to arrive) And everyone prepared to give their lives (..And everyone prepared to give their lives)
And there is no escape so steel us, armory, arming me! Steel us, armory, arming me! Steel us, armory, arming me!
(Ha! Ha!)
"Mimimimimimi-mi!" [Toot]
[Narrator:] "The devastation is immense, and the war princess' army retires to higher ground, preparing the final stage of their attack. Ziltoid, during all of this is held in the highest security prison, every humans prior affection for him, has all turned sour. Everyone that is, except the leader of the human army, the one with the last word on his fate; Captain Spectacular! The world's hero holds a secret, it seems Spectacular knows something about Ziltoid. But can he trust him? Does he have any choice? Why am I talking to myself? The captain decides to make a deal. Perhaps this alien knows of some other way to combat the war princess? Spectacular goes to Ziltoid. It may be humanity's only hope."
[Captain Spectacular:] "Ziltoid! I am Captain Spectacular! And I hold your fate. Speak now, but choose your words wisely."