#marco pls

[swan2swan]

--Animorphs #5: The Predator

[ghost-batz]

[swan2swan]

"Ax, you could be either a really pretty guy, or a kind of unattractive girl," I said.

[lapislazu-liz]

Ti immagini che tristezza se la canzone di Mengoni fa cagare? 🥲

[livesforgttnaa]

"So ..." She's STARING at him from across the room, tapping her foot slightly. "How did ... you get in here?" / FOR MARCO U KNOW HOW IT IS / @miraclestitch​ 

▬▬▬ ☆      Marco hadn’t meant to  break  in,  really!  But  now,  he  had  to  explain  himself  to  this  girl  in  front  of  him.  It  wasn’t  that  hard  to  explain,  but  she  seemed  a  little  intimidating.  He  quietly  held  up  the  scissors  in  his  hand  as  if  that  was  explanation  enough.  What  was  he  thinking?  Sighing  at  himself,  Marco  finally  spoke.  

                                  ❝  So, I have these scissors that let me travel through dimensions? That’s how I got here, but I wasn’t trying to break in or anything! I just ended up here.  ❞

[swan2swan]

“Ah-nuld?” Marco demanded. “Who iss Ah-nuld? Ah-nuld iss der man, zat’s who Ah-nuld iss.”

Yeesh, I’m reading this and I’m cringing at how terrible this impression is

[onlinedragon]

Explain to me, dear Marco, how looking for an actual mental patient who was around when people were murdered IS NOT A TOP PRIORITY??? 

[humandisastersquad]

BURP LONG AND PROSPER