#marcofelix

[skinners-cat]

Marco: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Felix: you know, I’m not really a jewelery person.

Marco: You don’t have to wear it-

Felix: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

[marcofelixed]

Me: Marco is the nice one in the books. He's the sweet boy the good guy the angel th

Marco in canon:

[shortforesmerelda]

marco and felix would definitely spend valentines day trying to one-up each other’s romantic gestures

[marcofelixed]

Marco & Felix: literally tearing eachother apart

Anyone: wow you guys really don't get along why even talk to eachother :/

Marco & Felix, simultaneously:

[shortforesmerelda]

Al: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?

Felix: Dude, shoot me, and then when my leg heals we can buy a huge house and range rovers.

Marco: Hey, you can shoot me too and then we’ll have twenty million dollars.

Felix: Good thinking. Fuck the system.

[marcofelixed]

Im sorry but WHO CAN REPLACE MARCO AND FELIX???????? Anon come back and fight me !!! 👊👊👊

[marcofelixed]

marco & felix are not only forgettable and replaceable they're also dead

Whom are you again???? Coming into my house and calling my gays forgettable?????? Blocked. Reported. Deactivate your almonds

[shortforesmerelda]

Felix: Do you know who's gay?

Marco: Who?

Felix: Us