The Long Beach Police Deparment is looking for 29-year-old Marcus Day The Long Beach Police Deparment is looking for 29-year-old Marcus Day. Day is accused of strong arm robbery at a convenience store located on Railroad Street in Long Beach on January 17th. An active arrest warrant is out for Day.
princess is born, king and queen offend wicked sorceress, fairies bless princess after sorceress curses her, fairies raise princess under secret identity, sorceress finds princess, attempts to kill her, princess falls into a coma
now
princess doesn't wake up for hundreds of years
like
hundreds of years
like maybe 1000
her kingdom falls into ruin, the room she is in becomes decrepit and overrun with plants and mould and all sort of horribleness and some of the roof is falling in (but dammit if this room wasn't built to last) but she still sleeps and doesn't age or die and just kinda stays in stasis (i like to think that the fairies made her pretty much invincible while she was asleep, so she can't die at all, and if she gets hurt, before or after (POISON NEEDLE ANYONE?) she heals completely, no matter how bad the injury, she needs to be awake to die)
she's found by some archaeologist a few hundred years in and they see that she's alive, but can't wake her up, no matter what they try, so eventually, naturally, she gets turned into this surrounded-by-conspiracy-theories, million-dollar-making, one-of-a-kind museum exhibit that lasts, again, hundreds of years
she's hooked up so some life monitors to make sure she's still there in the morning and to show people that, yes, she is alive, not just animatronics or something, and also some life support kinda stuff (in case she stops breathing, her heart stops, also a catheter and a feed tube)
over the years she brings in more and more money, is sold and traded to other museums, outlasts other exhibits that should by all means outlast a human, but fuck man, fairy magic is good shit so yah, until she ends up in a museum run by the sorceress who put her under in the first place
after finding out she can't kill her (wow she can hold a grudge, but now i guess she has her reputation at stake?) the sorceress keeps the princess on display so she can at least make some money off her
also, the fairies still see themselves as the princesses caretakers and have been getting jobs at each museum she's been at as janitors, night watch or security or something like that, cataloguers idk, to offer further protection if needed (secretly badass sweet old ladies goin undercover, heck yeppers)
ANYWAY so it gets all futuristic and junk and idk, an earthquake hits or the museum get robbed or something, kinda leaning towards a robbery, but either way, princess lady gets knocked off her life support stuff and panic breaks out (even though she’s still fine srsly you guys) so one of the people there (who, oh so luckily, turns out to be the whole one true love thing) gives her CPR (mouth to mouth would totally count as a kiss), and, since none of the people who’ve been near her comatose body in the past 1000 years or so have been messed up creeps who make out with unconscious ladies (and the ones who wanted to were kept well away from her, like srsly), she hasn’t been kissed by anyone, and hey technically this counts
So, inadvertantly, he supplies her with a kiss while trying to save her life. There’s nothing sexual, no underlying note of taking advantage of someone who is unable to give consent. It’s not a kiss. It’s something anyone with proper training would do for anyone if it was needed… I would hope
so she wakes up yay didn’t see that one coming wooo
she wakes up, but instead of the slow waking up she did in the movie (it creeped me out. I love the animation in that movie, but she looked fucking possessed in that bit) she jerks awake (kinda like my mum)
I want her to be confused and scared for a bit. She’s just been asleep for hundreds of years, her brain would be a little muddled at LEAST. She also has a strange people in her room who are starting to look as panicked as she is, and they’re wearing clothes that she’s never seen before
so when her saviour person goes to calm her down, she punches them in the face
she tries to get up, but her legs haven’t been used in hundreds of years so she can’t and she just kinda falls on top of them
after a while, the two make peace, apologies are had, suspicions are still there and confusion is abundant
this is mostly why i want a robbery instead of an earthquake, so they can be all like ‘wow cool, we woke up the unwakeable hundred-year-coma patient/princess person great now we havE TO FUCKIN LEAVE’ and unknowingly steal her away from the sorceress now that she’s in actual danger and mortal again and also once the fairies find out where she is they’re all like ‘GIRL WAS AWAKE 5 FUCKIN SECONDS AND SHE’S ALREADY JOINED A GODDAMNED CRIMINAL SECT HOLY SHIT WHAT A DUMBASS DO YOU SEE WHAT WE DO FOR OUR JOBS WHAT HAVE OUR LIVES BECOME MOTHER FU-‘
and yeah
so fairies are trying to find their girl and sorceress is trying to get her ‘property’ back (and kill her FINALLY) and the gang of thieves is trying to stay alive and go into hiding and the princess is all like ‘crap didn’t mean to drag you guys into stuff’ but the gang’s real nice and stupid morals and they know she doesn’t have anywhere to go and doesn’t know how to navigate future time so they can’t just leave her and live with it and they don’t have a lot of people they can trust because so many people know the princesses face and she looks just like that girl in the exhibit so she probably dyes her hair at some stage too hm… also clip on piercings
(thief gang most likely to be warehousers)
fairies will eventually meet up with princess and co
stuff happens
sorceress done gets beat
also other people who are trying to get her back in stasis to make more money off her and junk
ends with princess either going back to her own time (yay fairy magic) and living out her life with her parents (but that would still have the sorceress in it… k so maybe a part of the fairy magic that put princess all coma’d up also stasis's the sorceress and she gets woken up some other way and becomes the owner of the museum displaying the princess once she’s all up and going) OR she stays in the future time and lives it out as the once immortal, unwakeable princess and gets hella rich off that and can supply for her new friends so they don’t have to heist anymore
but they will
you know they will
and then she becomes futuristic robin hood
the end
so yeah, either she chucks a pocahontas and says goodbye to her twu wuv at the end OR she stays and misses her family forevermore (even though she didn’t actually know them to begin with huh) but lives happy knowing they made the best of shit and becomes a massive history buff so she can find out all she can about what happened or something
You knew I was gonna bring this one back, right? How could I not? This is the original thick sweaty sexy Marcus Man-Tree. This is where Second Wife and I have our treehouse.
