Down with the shine.

My name is Rae. I like music. I like tattoos. I like books. I also like men. Especially British ones. And musicians. Also cute animals, science, and dinosaurs. Also also, I'm an asshole. A quick scroll will reveal the specifics, I'm sure.

[metallics]

today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic 

[radiohorus22]

[kirishimagayjirou-deactivated20]

summer looks

[memewhore]

[freefacetats]

You ain’t slick boy

[heyfunniest]

[weirdoginger]

‘Cat gets Brain Freeze’

[rezny]

I literally cannot stop watching this.

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

*hellish gurgling*

[shuseph]

[zuggetmcmalik-deactivated201708]

protestors not thugs protestors not rioters protestors not terrorists

[wendidarling]

Oh. OH

[cracked]

That’s the original version of Bucky from the 1940s, back when child endangerment was the most popular part of superhero comics. When Captain America was brought back decades later, however, teenage sidekicks were considered deeply uncool, and Bucky was unceremoniously written off by explaining that an airplane exploded on his face. That’s how few fucks Marvel gave about the character: Not only did they kill him off-panel, but they actually allowed him to stay dead.

That wasn’t enough for 9-year-old fan Ed Brubaker, though. Bucky was his favorite character, and he spent years looking for the issue where he died. When Brubaker found out that issue didn’t actually exist and Bucky had essentially been killed off in a footnote, he made a solemn promise: “If I ever write Captain America, I’m undoing this mistake.”

Cut to about 30 years later. Brubaker made a name for himself writing gritty crime comics, but was finally offered a job as a Captain America writer. Guess what the first thing he did was.

5 Famous Storylines You Didn’t Know Were Written By Kids

[squeezy19]

“Dashingly Grinning You Into An Early Grave,” a story by Killian Jones.

[mysharona1987]

CNN: “Man accused of shooting at George Zimmerman will use 'stand your ground' defense.”

[fishyandclintbarton]

My Avengers Headcanons

Tony changed Thor’s ringtone to MC Hammer’s Can’t Touch This thinking it would annoy him.

Sadly for Tony, Thor loves it and every time his phone rings, he breaks into some Hammer style dancing.

He has also started to shout: “STOP! HAMMER TIME!” when ever the Avengers are out on the battle field.

Clint thinks it’s hilarious.

[kumagawa]

honestly why did they make ultron so fucking thicc in the new avengers movie? my dude got an ass that make me wonder about the line between robots and humans. what the first thing he download on the internet? nicki minaj anaconda album cover? my dude got booty.exe running the whole movie

[yourloverevivesmysoul-blog]

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

[lilacbreastedroller]

is this what rich people worry about lmao

[sunbeargirl-deactivated20190401]

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

[ignisgayentia]

tom hardy + dogs (oops)

[talkingllama]

does anyone else have “the chair”

[tastefullyoffensive]

That explains it. (image via clickhole)

[ultrafacts]

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[mcnerds]

That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.

[ultrafacts]

Source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2150432.stm

[belades]

Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.

[goldenheartedrose]

Seriously - that whole paragraph preceding it is GOLD.