lily/marcus for the ship thing?
replies a thousand years later
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaOh my god, so, Lily pushes on every single fucking door because doors are supposed to just open for us, Marcus! And then Marcus calls her ridiculousand tries to pull open a door that says push and Lily laughs at him.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themLily Elizabeth Evans. All the fucking notes she takes are littered with little doodledhearts with MM + LE or MM + LE = love or MM + LE 4ever. That or she’s definitely the type of nerd who writes Lily Elizabeth MacDonald, Lily MacDonald, Mrs. Marcus MacDonald — jesus christ.
Who starts the tickle fightsMarcus, because he knows how ticklish Lily is, and he does it when she’s cross with him too, because if she’s laughing, she can’t stay mad.
Who starts the pillow fightsLily, especially when she’s mad but Marcus is ignoring her, or is unaware that she’s mad.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileMarcus. Lily only feels safe when she’s near him, though she never admits it, and so she’ll fall asleep quickly in his arms. Marcus thinks it’s adorable, and generally always has to carry her to bed, or pull the covers over her, etc.
Who mistakes salt for sugarNeither, but sometimes, they’ll purposefully mix them up to prank each other. It never ends well, and gets rather confusing. Marcus will switch the salt and the sugar, Lily will switch them back, thinking the salt is the sugar, and then Marcus will grab the salt, thinking it’s sugar, and it turns out to be salt.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningNeither, because they don’t need a microwave.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesMarcus, because he knows how much Lily absolutely adores them.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderLily because Marcus my copy of the Hobbit does not belong with Quidditch Through The Ages!
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesLily bakes, but Marcus licks the spoon.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionMarcus, because he’s secretly charming and romantic like that.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penAgain, Marcus. He likes to doodle on Lily, and always tells her she should get a tattoo, even if he doesn’t know the reason why she won’t.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationMarcus. Except they’re not magnets. He travels a lot for Quidditch and almost always sends Lily a little knick-knack from wherever he is.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesLily because she’s almost always got a copy of Witch Weekly on her, and it’s less of convincing him to do so, and more of just asking him random questions that are on the survey.