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(Super Mario Bros. Movie 1993)(The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023) Old Meets New Mario movie, by me
Remember in the mario movie when Daisy hatched out an egg mario motorboated a girl for a rock and Yoshi was sucking on some girls toes from 1993?
Super Mario Bros. (1993, Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel)
Video Games as Live Action Films
(That I've Seen... this would be longer if it was animated films)
Super Mario Bros: Terrible Mario film, completely trashes the OG setting. GREAT pulp scifi flick that "happens" to be studded with a bajillion Mario references.
Mortal Kombat: Films range from good enough to blah. Excellent fight scenes overall. Not too off lore-wise. Some choices were weird, but overall decent enough.
Resident Evil: ... well, it's a zombie flick so I already didn't like it but ignoring the whole Amnesia Plot it wasn't bad if you took it as a full AU.
Cube Escape Paradox: Painfully short but it feels exactly like the game brought to life. Perfect. Beautiful. Creepy.
Detective Pikachu: EXTREMELY well done. Completely different from the actual game but a solid mystery, good if very creepy CG across the board, very very lore friendly, felt like a more realistic yet still lightish vibe.
Sonic the Hedgehog: They salvaged the CG, put a bit too much focus on the humans, and felt more focused on being a Robotnik Origin Story, but... lore friendly and the characters felt fine. Sonic felt like an awkward kid but hey it worked as a pre-Sonic Genesis Sonic.
Five Nights At Freddy's: Drags on forever in places but genuinely spooky even if it doesn't feel outright scary. Props are incredibly well done, fairly lore-friendly if again another AU.
And bonus round:
Video Games as 'Realistic' CG Films
(That I've Seen)
Final Fantasy (The Spirits Within): Absolutely terrible as a Final Fantasy film; too tech not enough magic, no real references to the actual series outside of the kinda-sorta-Lifestream (FF7/FF9) and some vague bits that felt like FF5. Decent scifi flick if very generic otherwise. Related, I vaguely remember they wanted to make the MC a virtual actress but since it was before Vocaloid and Vtubers, or how Lightning from FF13 was legit used as a fashion model... that didn't pan out for a lot of reasons.
(Super Mario Bros. Movie 1993) Luigi Mario, by me
(School Project)(Super Mario Bros. Movie 1993) poster, by me