#mario move

[gwenona]

What would you do if this is all a hoax. What if it was all for publicity. What would you do if the movie comes out and Chris Pratt pulls the most flawless Italian accent out of his ass. What then.

[hostess-of-horror]

Mario Movie AU where Bowser successfully marries Peach and crowns her his Queen, only to realize that their marriage is anything but the romantic fairytale he always dreamed of. Instead, an unlikely friendship blossoms between Bowser and Peach as they discover how much they have in common (both are orphans who was raised by the society they grew up in, they both have fairytale dreams, etc., etc.). This, as a result, leads to Bowser understanding what healthy love is like as he falls in love with Luigi someone else and finding peace in his newfound friendship with Peach.

[yakityyaku]

love the new Mario trailer. love that everytime Mario screams it's Chris Pratt going "eeeeuuuuuhhhaggghhhh" the most tepid, quiet, and unenthusiastic tone possible.

love that he sounds like an anime fan dubbing themselves into scenes as their fave after they recorded themselves trying to voice act in the middle of the night without waking their parents up.

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

Pizza tower parody of Peaches: feat PizzaHead

Pizza head: This one goes out to my one and only true love, Peppino Spaghetti.

🎶Pep. You're so cool. And with my laser, we shall rule.🎶

🎶Pep. Understand. I'm gonna love you till the very end.🎶

🎶Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy

Peppy Peppy Peppy Peppy Peppy

I love you, oh.🎶

🎶Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy

Peppy Peppy Peppy Peppy Peppy

I love you, oh.🎶

🎶Mr stick, Gustavo and brick the rat too. A thousand fleets of fortnights couldn't keep me from you. Peppino at the end of the line, I'll make you mine! Oh🎶

🎶Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy, Peppy

Peppy Peppy Peppy Peppy Peppy

I love you, oh.🎶

Peppy

Peppy

Peeeep

PEEEEEEEEEEP!

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tell me you’ve never played mario kart without telling me you’ve never played mario kart.