I do think marjorie and edgware are soulmates lowkey. Literally day 1 the moment she gets her job back she hires another doctor. Jumpscares him so he passes out and gets to nap. She even bit off his finger. She needs to have a yandere-off with his parrot
[ID: Seven drawings of characters from the podcast Wooden Overcoats drawn over the shinji chair meme, in which they are sitting in a fold-up chair, doubled over, leaning on their clasped hands in despair. In the first image, in order: Rudyard Funn, Eric chapman, Antigone Funn and Georgie Crusoe. In the second image: Lady Templar, Dr Edgware, Marjorie Smith.
Rudyard is a pale man with short black hair, wearing a long black overcoat, grey trousers and black dress shoes. The shadows under him are harsh and sharp. Madeleine, a black mouse, is perched on the head of the chair behind him.
Eric is a white man with a tan, and medium, curly, bleach-blonde hair. He has visible facial hair and arm hair. He is wearing a white short-sleeved collared shirt, khakis and black dress shoes. He also wears a watch and white bracelet with indistinguishable writing on it. He is sopping wet.
Antigone is a woman with unhealthily pale and grey skin and very long, very tangled black hair. She is wearing an long old fashioned black dress with a black lace underskirt, as well as grey slippers and fluffy skull-pattern socks. The shadows underneath and around her are dark, harsh and unruly.
Lady Templar is a woman with an olive skin tone and dark red hair, styled in an loose up-do. She is wearing mauve high heels and a short dark pink backless party dress, as well as a pearl necklace, hoop earrings and bracelets.
Dr Edgware is a man with light brown skin, also in an unhealthy grey tone. He has long, poorly maintained, unruly brown hair in a ponytail, heavily greying from stress, as well as visible stubble. He wears a dirty off-white labcoat, covered in blood, dirt and scorch marks. blue collared scrubs are visible underneath, and he has dark grey trousers and grey-blue trainers, the laces on one untied. A scarlet macaw parrot is perched on his back.
Marjorie is a a woman with fair skin and medium-length black hair in a bob. She wears a clean white button-down shirt, a black midi office-skirt, opaque tights and bright red heels. Her shirt is splattered with fresh blood - not hers.
Marjorie: "Are you sure? I’ve got Funt written here."
Rudyard: "Well if you exchange one of those letters for another, you’ll get it right."
Marjorie: "OK."
(tap, tap)
Rudyard: "… You’ve changed the wrong letter, and you know it."
Marjorie: "I think you’ll find it’s accurate."
NAH SHE DID NOT JUST CHANGE HIS LAST NAME TO CUNT.
Wooden Overcoats fans who are also Magnus Archives fans, how are we feeling about Marjorie "Everything will come through me, and I will know everything. I shall be everything. This whole village, this whole island. It will all be me." Smith in Season 2, Episode 7 "Undertakers Underground"? Very eye-coded. Very beholding-coded. Very Jonah Magnus-coded. All I'm saying.