Sexiest Tok’ra Male Results
Me: The results are in. We had a final three. We have…
Me: Martouf and Lantash! The second most popular Tok’ra, played by the amazing and well loved JR Bourne!
Martouf: Who?
Me: Korra! He fought his way through three rounds despite being a one episode character. We don’t even know the name of his symbiote. Played by Mark Holden! Sorry, I know nothing about Mark except for this one role.
Korra: *Awkwardly.* Thank you. That gives me…great confidence.
Me: And finally, Jacob and Selmak! They are by far the most popular Tok’ra. Beloved by all.
Jacob: *Dusts some sand off his uniform.*
Me: Played by the dearly missed Carmen Argenziano.
Jacob: Oh. That’s… Great man.
Selmak: *Sad wiggle.*
Me: I give you Martouf and Lantash, Korra, and Jacob and Selmak!
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Martouf: *Retreats and gives Lantash control.* Korra: Cam I please wash the blood off now? Jacob: *Sarcastically.* Great, I am going to get a medal now, aren’t I? Me: You like medals. Jacob: Air Force medals, not beauty contest medals. Me: Korra, you may wash your face. Korra: Yea!
Me: So in second place, with 40% of the votes is…
*Drumroll!* 🥁
Me: Korra!
Korra: ⁉️ Jacob: ⁉️ Lantash: ⁉️ Jacob: I admit, I did not see that coming. Korra: Even I didn’t see that coming. Well… Thank you all. I’m just so happy I finally got to clean off the blood. Lantash: Congratulations. It was well earned, especially after you demolished Malek. Malek: (off stage) I heard that! Jacob: Great job. 🙂
Me: So for first place…with 60% of the votes…! Jacob: So someone got zero. Me: …Yes. Jacob: Okay. Me: After the fourth and final round, the winner is…
*Drumroll!* 🥁🪘🥁🪘🥁🪘🥁🪘
Me: Martouf and Lantash!
Jacob: Yes! I mean, congratulations. Selmak: *In squeal.* What?!
Me: Our winners, everyone!
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Lantash: Thank you all. *Retreats.* Martouf: *Does the Tok’ra bow.* Jacob: Selmak is just happy to have her medal. Selmak: *Happy wiggle.* Me: You are the canon versions. Jacob: Selmak is just happy to have his medal. Selmak: *Is sad because he can’t wiggle.* Jacob: Who says you can’t wiggle? Wiggle away. Selmak: *Happy wiggle.* Martouf: Thank you everyone. Now I need to work on the treaty with the Tau’ri. Jacob and Korra: 😬 Me: Martouf and Lantash! Aldwin, Delek, Guard 1, Guard 2, Cordesh, Per’sus, Bodyguard 1, Bodyguard 2, Ocker, Malek, That Guy, This Guy, Quinta, Tok’ra Elder, Thoran, Khonsu, Marnon, Elliot, Ta’Seem: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Martouf: Thank you. 😊 Freya, Rosha, Yosuuf, Saroosh, Jalen, Ren’al, Kelmaa, Liandra, Raully, Zarin, Sina, Female Guard: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏽👏🏻👏🏽👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Martouf: Thank you. 😊 *Bows.* Ren’al: Why are we even here? Me: Next set of polls. Ren’al: Oh shi-! Random People: 👏🏿👏🏾👏🏻👏🏽👏🏼👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻👏🏾👏🏿
