Mittens' wedding speeches headcannon
When finally Marckus and Kitten get married, this is how I think some of their friends and family's speeches would go.
Big D
Starts with: "I hope your marriage is as beautiful as my last one". Occam just sits there wondering why the fuck he agreed to come.
Tells all kinds of embarrassing stories and complaints about Marckus to his son dismay.
Starts to praise Kitten, saying that he's always loved him like a child and he's so happy Marckus chose a fine individual as his life-long partner.
Cries
Somebody please stop him, he's been talking for half an hour now and doesn't seem close to ending.
Door
He's speech is short and simple, yet Marckus thinks it's a very nice gesture of him.
Points out defects on the structural integrity of the place along the way.
He addresses Kitten, starting with "You're great for a British".
Grimal
She's a bit drunk while speaking
Makes some references to her favorite yaoi ships
She wraps it up by saying: "... and you better treat him right". Kitten says he thought she had move on, to which she responds: "I mean you, bakayaro!".
