I'M SO NOSY. OKAY. 3, 4, 6, 10, 12
OH MAN okay let's do this
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
I regret this already. But here, my first and only smut fic:
Dorian guides the DRN’s hips on John’s cock, slowly, but insistently and John has to close his eyes for a moment over how good it feels. When he opens them up, the two DRNs are kissing, Dorian guiding the other synthetic’s hips to meet John’s thrusts.
The next few minutes are filled with moans and grunts, and the filthy sounds of bodies moving against each other.
It takes a few particularly well aimed thrusts for the DRN to come, his body tensing up and then relaxing around John. He makes no mess, except for the trickle of John’s pre-come out of his entrance as Dorian boldly lifts him up and lays him next to John.
It was a threesome fic, because I don't do things half-assed (in hindsight not the best phrase to use). I still wrote in the Almost Human fandom, and the DRN was never named so I didn't give them one.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
I actually write RPF all the time. Bandom was the first fandom where I wrote a longer fic. And I write Football RPF more than the rest of my fandoms put together at this point, but I have a separate account for it.
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
I had a massive freak-out when I learned where the "Sam Wilson could be HYDRA post" originated, but I think I just added my voice to the outrage. Save for alienating quite a few Stony shippers, I didn't really lose anything. I've been in a similar situation a few times since then. Sam Wilson Defense Squad Member is now in my bio, so people know what to expect.
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
Oh man. If you went to my delicious account then probably this is the most risque (bandom, The Used, GSF and it's a glorious piece of writing). My ao3 bookmarks are pretty much a tower of fluff + weird obscure fandoms which is risky in it's own way.
If anyone needs me I'll be under my blankie now.