#markxdemigod

[apolloser]

markxdemigod replied to your post:

You okay there, dad?

[/sniffles and shoves cheesecake into his mouth] No -- my dad and stepmom won't let me marry your stepmom.

[kookiexdemigod]

(`grins creepily, backing into the darkness) You keep mocking, kid. But we'll see who has the last laugh. (`chuckles eerily, disappearing into the night)

Wh ———— [/takes his phone out and fakes a phone call to the police] Yes, hello? A tomato boy got out of his salad bowl. Please send help.

[kookiexdemigod]

(`he pursed his lips, not one to be angered easily) Man, just you wait, when you fall asleep, I'ma go invisible mode and draw all over your face in sharpie.

[/he speaks in a monotone voice] Oh, I’m so scared of having something temporary on my face. Ah. How scary.

[kookiexdemigod]

Listen here, you little shit. (｡◕‿◕｡) I am not a salad ingredient. Say that one more time and so help me gods--

Okay, Mr. Tomato, no need to be so angry you turn red. Or is that your natural hue? I can’t be sure. 

[kookiexdemigod]

◎ Are you gonna fight me you little wimp?

Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

I’m not a wimp, tomato boy. I don’t fight people with salad ingredients for hair. Didn’t you hear? You can’t make friends with salad.

[apolloser]

But I want a pretty lady to teach me--

Your imagination can do wonders, son. You don’t want to venture into the proverbial bushes without some sort of experience, now, would you?

[apolloser]

[ i'M GONNA GO TO A CORNER AND CRY ]

markxdemigod replied to your post:

[[IM CRYING OMG

athenaxbansin replied to your post:

{sweET BABY JESUS

should i go on bc i have a lot

[apolloser]

dAD PLEASE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT? But yes. I haven't done the do.

Yes, I have to say it like that. And do you want me to teach you, or…?