#mars please

[backflippingbeanbagguy]

“HEY LUNARRRRRRR!”

“If we manage to get you a date with Mars, will you leave our dimension alone?”

@sassshow

PLEASE I WANT A MARS

PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING

[backflippingbeanbagguy]

I bet you moan for them to go harder too, don't you?

I don’t know who “them” is but so far every time yes

[backflippingbeanbagguy]

Thoughts

I’ve had that picture saved since the day it was posted. /srs

heh Mars ass…

[backflippingbeanbagguy]

DA DA DADADA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DADADADADA DA AFRO

*Lunar is now hanging upside down from the tightrope while screaming*

STOP STOP PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM GONNA PUKE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE YOU SINGING THE SONG FROM MADAGASCAR 3!?!?

[cryptedlullaby]

mars do you have the commonly disliked instagram yes or no i have a video for you

[tentaclehentais-remaking-blog]

ok but.... discoursehentais

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[garbageastrology]

Dear Mars,

I don’t know if you’re reading this, but if you are, I want you to know this. The universe is really big, its full of billions of stars and planets. Those planets could have flowers growing on them, and insects, and possibly intelligent life. It’s hard for humans to imagine life outside of earth, let alone a galaxy, like the Milky Way. It’s 220,000 light-years in diameter with at least 400 billion stars!! how cool is that!! Our galaxy, the Milky Way, has only about 5 billion years before it collides with the Andromeda Galaxy. The center of the Milky Way is a supermassive black hole that contains at least 2.6 stars like our sun. You know, falling into a black hole would be strange. Everything around a black hole, if you ever pass one, is distorted. It’s weird how even light can’t escape something so strong, so powerful. Please FaceTime me. I just spent 15 minutes writing this and I’m bored as fuck. -Alyx