#marshmallow--3

[assassins-and-hidden-blades]

Happy graduation day to a very special friend, you deserve everything wonderful in life, please imagine I've baked a cake for this celebration 🥰

While I have my own celebrations at work today, I'll be thinking of you too! 🎉🍾

Awwh Sam!!! I love you so much! Thank you!! I am free from the shackles of academia (for now)!! You are so lovely and I’m so grateful to have you as my friend!!

Enjoy your celebrations, Sam!! You deserve it so so much!

[assassins-and-hidden-blades]

You have (1) new Sam Ask! 📨

What are two characters you'd like to see trade stories/media/lives?

Eg: Jacob Frye swapping places with Joel Miller, Jacob surviving an apocalypse, Joel being a 19th Century Assassin

HELLOOO SAM!!!!

Oh God, that’s a really good question. Cause I really would love Jacob to survive an apocalypse, but Joel’s way too old to figure out how to parkour at that point 😅

Maybe Jacob and Nathan Drake? I think Jacob would be fine but I think Nathan would struggle with the meaning of the Creed.

So maybe Jacob Frye (cause itll always be Jacob) and Leon Kennedy. I believe their moral compasses align better.

(Also I think Evie would be very pleased to have a Type A brother for a while)

[asscrackcreed]

It's only just occurred to me that your name has ass crack in it 💀

LMAOOOOOO?? what did you think it was omg

[assassins-and-hidden-blades]

🎶 Little girl gone, got a gun from a gangster

Run little girl, run little girl, bang, ha

🎶 Say that again, I didn't quite hear ya

Messed with the wrong bitch in the wrong era

Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla

FORREEEALLLL

I Love that song though it’s so chill

[assassins-and-hidden-blades]

From the gifset you just reblogged comes this question: if RDR2 had a live-action movie made, who do you think would make the best Arthur?

Hmmmm….

Honestly?

Jensen Ackles.

I know, I know, shoot me for being basic T_T

But I genuinely think hed suit it perfectly. I mean, look at Beau! Not hard to transfer skills between roles then!!

[marc-spectorr]

I have more Uncle Frankie thoughts

What if you become pregnant while he's deployed, so you're always writing to your brother, sending him ultrasounds as your pregnancy progresses

And I thought, if it's your first child, regardless of if the baby is a boy or a girl, you've got your mind set on naming em after Frankie

And you keep that a secret until the baby is born, sending photos across to him of you holding the baby in the hospital & of the baby lying in their cot, with the words "Uncle Frankie, meet baby Francisco/Francisca"

Sidenote, if you have a girl, this would be so cute 🥺 imagine Frankie calling her Paquita, and when she can talk, she calls him Uncle Fish

this is the sweetest thing ever !!! just imagine frankie’s reaction when he learns that you named your kid after him. he’s such a big softie and would probably tear up 😩🥹

[loki-hargreeves]

These gifs of one of Oscar Isaac's other characters make me think about your post about sitting in Marc's lap

https://at.tumblr.com/santiagogarcia/endless-abel-morales-11/caunytl8c857

(SFW, nothing triggering 😊)

omg yes!! 🥴 that's perfect

[marc-spectorr]

Aaaa! I was just thinking about cats getting their paw prints on everything, and I got thinking about if you're making Jake a birthday cake or a dessert for an anniversary dinner, and you leave turn your back for a minute and come back to either a fresh paw print in the dessert or to Gato licking the frosting off the cake 😆

You'd be devastated because you worked so hard and you can't really serve this to Jake now, it'd be super unhygienic

But also you can't help feel a little smiley about it - maybe you'd tried to get Gato's paw print for a gift or to sign the birthday card from him, but he wasn't co-operating

And now, the one time you don't want his paw print, he's left a perfect imprint right in the middle of dessert!

Cats will be cats 🤣

omg im so sorry for responding late 💀

but then imagine showing jake what gato had done 😭 ofc he’s not mad at all, in fact he finds it super adorable and he’s like “look at you, trying to help decorate a cake for daddy” 🥰