The Start Of Something Beautiful... Or Crazy..
IT’S HERE, IV’E FINALLY DONE IT!!!!!!!
(And yes, I used caps because in essence I really am screaming.. in my mind at least.)
The inside of my mind is kind of like what happens when you take a bowl, throw in some lettuce, tomatoes, mushrooms and peppers, and then add a white cat (alive and cute,) some eyebrows, a feather (or 7,000,) a pet rock, endless supplies of chocolate, a spatula, 3 unicorns, a mermaid, 6 fairies (2 of which don’t get along,) a tall and sexy male, used clothing, a slip and slide, 6 dodgeballs (4 of which are foam and 2 of which are rubber,) and a South African accent, then pop on a lid and shake all of that around for about 10 minutes. THAT is what it’s like to be inside my mind... every.single.day.
So why am I internally SCREAMING you may ask???! Well, because I have finally opted to put pieces of everything I do, everything I think and every website I own and run, in ONE location. And, you guessed it my friend, who has now stumbled upon pure magic, THIS is that location.
The ride will be rocky, exhilarating, educational, sexy, unusual, weird, hilarious and a total thrill. I will lead you down steep passageways one moment, then around a bend to sunlight, only to then be thrust right back into darkness with no idea where you are headed. But trust me on this, it will be worth it. I have your hand, you will be safe every step of the way.
One thing though... in all of my craziness and evil genius ways, I am actually pretty organized. This might very well be why each of my ideas has stayed put on it’s own sweet website, unassociated with one another. I, for the most part, cannot bare the thought of mixing say.. beer and wine (and by that I mean drinking one, then the other...I don’t enjoy it, but sometimes a girls gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.) There is a time for beer (BBQs and hot summer nights) and there is a time for wine (any time.) But, what if I run out of wine (gasp!)..or beer.. and have to switch, what then? Well, I’m an adult dammit, and as uncomfortable as that may make me feel, I will just handle blending the things I think should stand alone. So, in that very same way, this fantastic blog, is going to be a (sometimes) uncomfortable mix of all the aspects of my life, in one place. It may lack organization...And, again, because I am a big (but not too big,) girl, I will deal with it.. and the most exciting part is.. YOU WILL TOO!
Thank you for joining me on this journey!
<3 Me