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Masticatin’ Marty’s Chomp Chomp Food Review!!
Let me tell you all, I love to get my chow on! Or my chew on. Or my chewing on. What I’m trying to get across is that I like to eat stuff. Which brings me to my new segment…..
Masticatin’ Marty’s Chomp Chomp Food Review!!
What’s on the menu this week?
Mr. Hanks’ Spicy Franks
A delectable delight if there ever was one! Mr. Hanks serves up a link with such sizzle as to bring joy to the most jaded of taste buds. My taste buds, currently ranked 17th on www.MostJadedTasteBuds.REDACTED, were pleased as puch to savor this treat. I can’t say I am entirely aware of the Hanks family recipe, but Hank tells me that the real secret isn’t in the all natural spices. The real magic comes from it’s generous topping of leftover fish chum. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it! I give it 4 out of 5 Yum Yums without any hesitation!
Dehydrated Appropriated Culture Packet
I was skeptical when I first saw this one. Last time I ate dehydrated food it ended up being Sal’s old cat Mr. Showbiz. Luckily, the only thing this culture packet had in common with that cat was a subtle hint of seaweed, resulting in an exotic flavor sensation. And is that a dash of curry I detect? How curry-ous! Sound it out! But as curry-ous as it was, this dish left a little something to be desired. 3 out of 5 Yum Yums.
Component V7 Delta
A Wormhole family recipe! When I put this in my mouth, I immediately lapsed into a catatonic state. While in my fugue, I saw the true nature of angels and demons, of stars and dreams, of Tango and Cash. I, Me, Mine, C:\marty\flemming\temp_program\RUN engages the 7th Harmonic Suite, sequence Court Alpha of Dynolaxel, the Black Frog of Infinity. The croak of the damned alters the altar. Codify the descent and embrace the infinity of the cosmos until all are one, all are 1. All R 1. 1 out of 5 Yum Yums.
There you have it folks, another sweeping round of munches and lunches around Teletown. Like most reviews, this one left me waking up in a pile of my own vomit (or Wonder Potion, if I’m still hopped on on V7 Delta!). Join me next time when I recap the possible ingredients in the jar of jellied wasps I found in a shed. I think it might be wasps, but I guess there is only one way to find out. Catch you all around the dinner plate (plates are round, get it????)!