Logs on for the soul purpose of slam dunking scarlet in for the ship meme,
The Ultimate Ship Meme
( B E S T W I V E S )
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - As long as they fckin can
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Quickly, they looked over one day and both realized at their own time ‘oh...’
How was their first kiss? - Sweet, happy, they could feel each other smiling.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Deliah technically
Who is the best man/men? - Ryoma, of course (and Laslow and Odin if they could make it )
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sakura, Hinoka, and Kamu (and Selena if she could make it )
Who did the most planning? - Deliah
Who stressed the most? - What stress
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Garon
Sex:
Who is on top? - Cynthia 55% of the time
Who is the one to instigate things? - Scarlet 55% of the time
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - forty minutes to an hour and a half
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Probably none
How many children will they adopt? - Two
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Deliah
Who is the stricter parent? - Scarlet
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - i think you mean supervise and keep from getting hurt
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Deliah
Who is the more loved parent? - BOTH
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - BOTH
Who cried the most at graduation? - BOTH
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Deliah
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Deliah
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - probs Scarlet
Who does the grocery shopping? - Deliah
How often do they bake desserts? - once a week
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - probably lean towards meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Deliah
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Scarlet
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Deliah
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Scarlet
Who is really against chores? - Deliah but she just gets distracted and forgets there are chores
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - ... both
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Stress?
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Deliah
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Deliah but tbh they probably just share.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Scarlet
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - decent decorations for every other holiday, ALL OUT FOR MIDWINTER SOLSTICE HOLIDAY TIME
What are their goals for the relationship? - How about not dying
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both
Who plays the most pranks? - Deliah
