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fruzz replied to your post: the real heroes in middle earth: the eagles

LOTR in two lines: We need to drop this ring off in Mount Doom. OK - I’ll get the eagles to give us a lift.

I remember when I was reading LOTR for the first time and I got to the part where the eagles take Sam and Frodo and Naaman was over and I looked up and I said "So how come the Eagles didn't just like, pick them up at the beginning?" and he sort of started replying a few times and then eventually said "because.... because shut up" and that's when I knew that I was never going to be a "proper" LOTR fan

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crowdingouteffect answered your question: when you play(ed) pokemon did you mostly play...

POKEMON I LIKED

I'm reblogging this one because Alex was so enthusiastic about it.

Thank you, Alex.

(And everyone else! It was really cool to hear what you all thought.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to train my goddamn Purrloin who is good for nothing but fine as all hell and I'm stubborn so here we are.)

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marvellouslyclever replied to your post: despite the fact that i know the earliest i could...

you should check your email more often. i hear sometimes they send emails that only appear in your inbox at certain times. you know - to get the keenest employees.

YOU ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

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foreversundered replied to your post: 10, 29, 44

icekates and naams. you two are kewt

yeah okay ms COMIC BOOK CARD /we're/ cute

</sarcasm>

(^^! thank youuuuuu)

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marvellouslyclever replied to your post: THERE WAS ARTHUR SEX FANFICTION ON THE NEXT PAGE ...

Like, the children’s TV show?

YES >:(

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You're not allowed to call me Scrooge McDuck if you're reading a fanfiction. I dunno why that's a rule. But it is.

-- Naaman

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Ah, I love liberally coating things in oil.

Naaman, while discussing necessary next steps for our turkey, completely unaware of the hilarious connotations of this phrase

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an open letter to my boyfriend who is getting his wisdom teeth out tomorrow

hey you!

  it's me! that girl who sometimes shows up at your apartment unannounced and occasionally eats your food and plays portal and mass effect with you and who is sometimes cute but also mostly annoying.

so i hear you are getting your wisdom teeth out and they are gonna pump your face up with drugs so you might look like this

okay hang on wait you're texting me i just gotta reply to this one second it's no big deal

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okay great so WHAT I WAS SAYING is that i know you might be a little nervous about this thing because needles are THE WORST THING am i right and there is probably gonna be at least one and you know what there are other concerns but i don't need to remind you because you're probably thinking enough about them already so HERE IS A SIGN I MADE YOU

no, really

it is! for real.

i don't have much internet left right now so guess that's everything. love you! see you soon.

(hey everyone this is the boy i was talking about 

he's a keeper, folks)