Sep 28, 2017
Character A: Give the trees names and they will protect you!
Character B: [approaches random tree] Punch that bastard for me, Krunglefuck 9600. Punch him real good.
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Character A: Give the trees names and they will protect you!
Character B: [approaches random tree] Punch that bastard for me, Krunglefuck 9600. Punch him real good.
Nothing better than a golden butthole.
One of your OCs
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Character A: I’m really sorry about what I did.
Character B: Oh, we can’t stay mad at you!
Character C: Yes, we can.
Character A: Alright everyone! Time for the mystery box! Your first clue is that it is something green!
Character B: Weed!
Character A: It’s not fucking weed, you piece of shit stoner!
Character A: Hey, kid. [opens trenchcoat to reveal knives] Want some blades?
Character B: No. Blades are for skating...
[rollerblades pop onto Character B's feet]
Character B: ...ya dingus!
[Character B starts skating away]
Character B: It's kinda snowy!
Character A: If I die, my funeral’s going to be the biggest fucking party and you’re all invited.
Character B: ...If?
Character C: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Character A: Did that guy just bribe you?
Character B: He didn’t bribe me. He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion.