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My mother asked my father to buy cherry tomatoes at the store and my mind immediately went to Denethor and the disgusting image of him eating those little tomatoes. Anyone else think this way? 🤣

#lord of the rings #lotr #tomatoes #eat em #mash em #disgust the entire audience with em

not to be Irish on main but i fucking love potatoes

#potatoes #irish #shitpost #im being serious #love those things #theyre the perfect food #Can have them for breakfast lunch dinner desert snack #Bake em #Mash em #Sauté em #Throw em in a stew #Turn them into donuts #My friend has made potato donuts before and they were probably the best thing ive ever ever #Eat em raw

hobbit are nasty little freaks but fuck me were they right about potatoes

#boil em #mash em #put them in the microwave with beans for the nth time this fortnight

An Ode to Potatoes (to the tune of Lovely Ladies)

Changing song lyrics to make them more relatable - part 2

I smell taters, smell 'em in the air Think I'll make some soup with all the ones I picked today Lovely taters, tasty though they’re few Seven days at sea can make you hungry for a stew I could make some french fries just for you Tell me, do you know what taters are? That’s how we call potatoes when we think about a tsar Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, sitck ‘em in a stew. Delicious and magnificent mashed and fried too Did you know they got here from Peru? What pretty skin, what pretty roasted they are These look so nice Girl, I swear I could die They taste so good Delicious and salty they look I’ll eat five they look like they’re from the sky They’re from heaven They truly are They’re so tasty I’ll eat more than five, my dear I need to stay alive Lovely taters, watering my mouth Ready for a thick one or a quick one in the park Hash browns, salad even scalloped Just cook them a little and don’t dare to eat them raw Just a hasselback can bring me hope. Sweet potatoes, lovely when they´re fried Just a little while ago I filled with them a pie Lovely taters, they’re worth dying for Potato chips and waffle fries and even tater tots With some ketchup I swear I could soar. Come on dearie, why all the fuss You're no grander than the rest of us Life has dropped you at the bottom of the heap Join your sisters eat potatoes while you sleep roasted, curly eat them as you please potato skins and au gratin are here to bring you bliss Home fries, latkes, potatoes everywhere You don’t have to grow them just be kind and enjoy them Just go to whole foods and buy some for god’s sake. Lovely taters make you sing a song They won’t give you mercury poisoning so why don’t take the lot? Come on, Captain, you can use a fork Eat you mashed potatoes and be happy it’s not pork Easy eating meals that you enjoy Just as well to eat them boiled or any way at all Don't they know they're missing all the joy brought by taters?