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I kid you not people
He turn his Yankee to yankee with no brim
And he say "YOOOOOOO YANKEE WITH NO BRIM" FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
Love yall ❤
@Frankiehun
Hair brushing / sick/injured fic, Jodhaa/ Jalal
Two days into his convalescence, it becomes all too clear that the Emperor’s hair grows matted and untidy. Jodhaa has never seen it so; while certainly no dandy, her husband has always been particular in matters of his personal appearance. But now he still recovers from his injury, unable to see to such things himself, and, as Jodhaa’s mother-in-law reminds her, none of the servants dare lay hands on the imperial body without his explicit permission.
“But,” Hamida muses, “I suppose that decree does not apply to everyone–”
Jodhaa flushes, the meaning all too clear. But embarrassment aside, she has always been practical, and someone must see to it. She is even very nearly certain he would not mind. Why, if it were her lying on the bed, falling in and out of sleep, she thinks she might would be grateful for whoever did her such a favor–and, promptly, she shivers at the thought of her husband’s fingers wrapped in her hair.
Enough of that! She grips a comb determinedly and goes to work. This is not even the first time she has done so; when she was nine, Bhai-sa had tumbled out of a tree and broken his right arm. He had been too stubborn to ask for help from the servants, despite Mother and Father’s increasing disapproval at his slovenliness, and so at last it had been Jodhaa, young as she was, who had taken matters into her own hands until Bhai-sa’s healed. She had brushed his hair out for him when he could not, and smoothed it with oil, and even wound his turban about his head.
This is not much like combing Bhai-sa’s hair at all.
Jodhaa holds her breath, afraid her husband might wake, afraid he might not, and does her best to be as gentle as possible, hissing when the comb catches on a tangle. Those she separates with her own hands, hoping it might be less painful; and all too soon (no, fortunately soon, she ought to be grateful) her task is complete. She sits still on the bed for a few instants more, looking down on the Emperor’s sleeping face–
And is it her imagination, do his breaths come a trifle too regularly for his sleep to be genuine?
–before she rises reluctantly. The imperial physician will want to confer with her, she knows, to see how his patient fares and to offer advice; she can keep him waiting no longer.
It’s much later that night when Jodhaa realizes belatedly that the a mother might have as much authority to see to her son’s appearance as a wife might her husband, and that Hamida might have performed the same service just as well; but secretly, wickedly, she cannot bring herself to mind.
I’m so fucking late but I did it anyways….favorite character mash up meme,,,,
Horny furry on main
(I even made a playlist hhhhhh)
Taako design by @scarletify Magic Brian design by @toodletots
Tried my hand at the character mashup meme, probably gonna do a lot more, this was very fun ^^
the sloane pic i used as a ref was made by Gardenrat on DA
Finally did the mash up oc meme with the characters I like! Besides... Yoosung being a HUGE contrast to the rest of the guys on here... I have an obvious type LMAO.
There was this fav characters mashup meme some time ago and as always I forgot to post it here lmao
the asshole smirking boi and the pretty emo, psycho white haired boi are my faves and whenever I see one he will be my fav. sorry not sorry