#maskbox

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fuck pig?

Your guess is as good as mine.

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what is one trillion to the tenth power

You may not believe this, but there is a fantastic little device in your computer called a "calculator", and it can tell you all sorts of wonderful things.

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is it true that you’re pavlov’d into getting a boner from the scent of whipped cream and vanilla custard

No comment.

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Is the bullet still there?

I can't quite remember...

[smacks side of head]

[faint rattling sound]

It would appear so.

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are you more of a pads guy or a tampons guy

REAL MEN AVOID TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME!!!

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there is a time and a place for clowns and it is called "CIRCUS". not the computer

This website is a circus.

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i love it when people show me their johnsons

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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

Oh, I’m lamenting it, all right.