#maskdpineapple

[priismata-a]

@maskdpineapple​ asked: In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.

“Well that’s good to know. Because that means I have more variety in my food then. Thank you for your sacrifice, random pineapple. I’m sure you’ll be good food for my Berserker~”

[elitexfourxlucian]

The pineapple is pining for the summer.

“Fascinating.” He goes right back to the book he was reading.

[miraiconnection]

What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!

“That pun was awful and you’re under arrest!”

She’s... throwing a pineapple at them.

[dojoxx-blog]

A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?

    “A… A smoothie??”Who are these people and how did they find her-

[controlledhues]

They were told they cant-e-lope

❝AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA❞

[controlledhues]

Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?

❝I’m going to fucking

SCREAM❞