Feb 10, 2021
swear i just did a comedy bit with 2 starbucks baristas,,
me: hi! can i get a grande java chip frappe with peppermint?
barista 1: one double chocolatey chip frappe with coconut milk? what size?
me: no, i said gRande jAva cHip fRappe with pEppermint
barista 1: ok, so grande double chocolate frappe with coconut
me: no, sorry, jAVa chip with pEPPermint
barista 2: what is it?
me (same time as barista 1): grande java chip frappe with peppermint
barista 1: java chip frappe with coconut
me: peppermint!
barista 2: Ok! Grande java chip frappuccino with coconut milk and peppermint!
me: you know what that’s close enough