his ass CANNOT see spike over his tits
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his ass CANNOT see spike over his tits
he isnt ok i think
Transformers Prime Headcanons (MegaShock)
not all of these are gonna be serious
megatron has no shame when flirting with shockwave in public/in front of others
shockwave just accepts it blankly and returns back to his work
while he doesn’t often express his emotions, this doesn’t mean he’s emotionless. shockwave is very much in love with megatron
shockwave’s love language is quality time, and while he doesn’t like to admit it, physical touch
megatron compliments his rack and shockwave just stares at him blankly and doesn’t respond
megatron has memorized how to make shockwave flustered
one little gentleman-ly kiss on the hand makes shockwave go insane
sometimes when megatron knows no one will be entering the lab, he just holds shockwave from behind as he works
sometimes shockwave just lays in megatron’s lap. one time knock-out and starscream walked in and they were disgusted
shockwave’s form of kissing is nuzzling the side of his head into megatron’s neck.
megatron has intrusive thoughts about picking up shockwave by his whore waist and swinging him around. he knows he physically wouldn’t be able to do it, but what if
predaking is like their dog that can turn into a whole ass guy. like brian from family guy except that is definitely not what brian from family guy is like
megatron has cuteness aggression and there are bite marks on shockwave that constantly need to be buffed out. not because he cares, but he doesn’t want to be bothered by people taking it another way like hickeys but no megatron was happy to see shockwave after a long day and bit him
they tried to keep their relationship semi-private on the nemisis but knock-out and starscream found out and would not let it down
shockwave one time tried to flirt with megatron (he is notoriously bad at it) and just called him logical
sometimes they just lay and hold each other in silence
knockout said that they should do one of those “old people slow dances”. both were confused but when knockout gave them the run down they tried it
it went horribly
shockwave can’t even see his own FEET. plus that big ol cord got in the way
and his cannon arm
it just didn’t go well
shockwave fell
megatron is very big on complimenting shockwave’s appearance and build. shockwave doesn’t very much see the appeal, he considers himself of standard build
megatron voice; but babe…. your RACK
shockwave ignores megatron whenever he even mentions the word rack
not that he is uncomfortable by it
he just doesn’t understand megatron’s fixation
the ramattra bust statue is now mine
Cerebros voice: me and the bad bitches I pulled by breaking them outta the mental hospital
praying one day that a transformers cartoon uses the idw backstory for shockwave i would kill to see senator shockwave in a cartoon. like if you can have TARN of all people i can have senator shockwave
are you lesbian ramattra on twitter
yes
why is there so little normgingi content