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his ass CANNOT see spike over his tits

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he isnt ok i think

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Transformers Prime Headcanons (MegaShock)

not all of these are gonna be serious

megatron has no shame when flirting with shockwave in public/in front of others

shockwave just accepts it blankly and returns back to his work

while he doesn’t often express his emotions, this doesn’t mean he’s emotionless. shockwave is very much in love with megatron

shockwave’s love language is quality time, and while he doesn’t like to admit it, physical touch

megatron compliments his rack and shockwave just stares at him blankly and doesn’t respond

megatron has memorized how to make shockwave flustered

one little gentleman-ly kiss on the hand makes shockwave go insane

sometimes when megatron knows no one will be entering the lab, he just holds shockwave from behind as he works

sometimes shockwave just lays in megatron’s lap. one time knock-out and starscream walked in and they were disgusted

shockwave’s form of kissing is nuzzling the side of his head into megatron’s neck.

megatron has intrusive thoughts about picking up shockwave by his whore waist and swinging him around. he knows he physically wouldn’t be able to do it, but what if

predaking is like their dog that can turn into a whole ass guy. like brian from family guy except that is definitely not what brian from family guy is like

megatron has cuteness aggression and there are bite marks on shockwave that constantly need to be buffed out. not because he cares, but he doesn’t want to be bothered by people taking it another way like hickeys but no megatron was happy to see shockwave after a long day and bit him

they tried to keep their relationship semi-private on the nemisis but knock-out and starscream found out and would not let it down

shockwave one time tried to flirt with megatron (he is notoriously bad at it) and just called him logical

sometimes they just lay and hold each other in silence

knockout said that they should do one of those “old people slow dances”. both were confused but when knockout gave them the run down they tried it

it went horribly

shockwave can’t even see his own FEET. plus that big ol cord got in the way

and his cannon arm

it just didn’t go well

shockwave fell

megatron is very big on complimenting shockwave’s appearance and build. shockwave doesn’t very much see the appeal, he considers himself of standard build

megatron voice; but babe…. your RACK

shockwave ignores megatron whenever he even mentions the word rack

not that he is uncomfortable by it

he just doesn’t understand megatron’s fixation

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the ramattra bust statue is now mine

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Cerebros voice: me and the bad bitches I pulled by breaking them outta the mental hospital

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praying one day that a transformers cartoon uses the idw backstory for shockwave i would kill to see senator shockwave in a cartoon. like if you can have TARN of all people i can have senator shockwave

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are you lesbian ramattra on twitter

yes

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why is there so little normgingi content