#massachusetts drivers

[cindyzelman]

A Masshole's Advice: Please consult your user's manual

A Masshole's Advice: Please consult your user's manual

Being from Massachusetts, I frequently encounter “Massholes,” and often, I transform into one. I don’t need a phone booth to pull on my Masshole tights and my Masshole cape as the transformation is instantaneous. From normal “me” to raving lunatic behind a steering wheel! Watch me shape-shift from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde, from human to howling werewolf all in a nanosecond. No need for a…

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[biteitwhenitssoft]

as someone who has seen so many people text and drive you would think i would be more cautious about walking out into the road without looking and yet

[greasepa1nt]

they don’t even need to illegalize drunk driving in massachusetts because you honestly can’t tell the difference anyways

[monitorzombie]

I don’t suffer from road rage I suffer from Road sarcasm.

"Wow, you really suck at this whole highway thing.’ ‘Gold star, you tried.’ ‘You should maybe not live in New England if that’s how you drive in the snow.’ 'Someone lied about doing their drivers ed practice hours.’ ‘No, I am not letting you cut me off. You're the one who chose to get in the turning lane. Life means living with your choices.’ 'Oh, are you having trouble reading my bumper stickers? Let me slow down even more so you can see them better.’

[athenaltena]

State Farm has this new commercial where they have a chopper cam following a "safe driver" and at one point they mention he's doing 44 mph in 45 mph zone like that's a good thing.

Honey, if you pull that Boston you will get people passing you on the right and flipping you the bird. In that situation 45 mph is the absolute minimum you should be going.

[schmallison-blog]

Massachusetts Drivers

Massachusetts Drivers