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People talk a lot of shit about how Massholes aren’t nice, including us.
But let me tell you, every single person I interacted with today(coworkers, customers, uber drivers etc) ended the conversation with some version of “stay warm/stay safe out there/be careful/good luck” while we all waited for the snowstorm to hit.
We’re assholes, but like, only recreationally!
Massachusetts: Asshole (affectionate)
New York City: Asshole (derogatory)
hellow mx. massachushetts! i-i am not a bay stater (i come to your inbox from hong kong) but i recently visited boston and the great gay state of massachushetts and it was absolutely loveleh 👍 and now uh i, as an autistic person, may have the bay state as one of my special interests!!! lovely trains ya got there btw (i made a parody of ymca but mbta hehehe) so, this is a very official ask of me. can i please be an honorary masshole? pretty please with a dunkin coffe on top?
Good news, everyone is an honorary masshole. There is no escaping it. The Mass force is too powerful.
Looking at you, Massholes...
Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis 21 May 26
Driver training in Massachusetts. They are known as Massholes.
Just yelled at a guy to get the fuck out of the bus lane and the T workers thanked me ;~;
Since I apparently can’t shut up about Masshole tendencies this week, one more for the road and then I promise I'm done. In my mind, this story exists in the Heated Rivalry universe when one of Ilya’s teammates on the Bears was getting razzed by the other players for moving to the suburbs and he parroted this back, as told to him by his real estate agent.
Anyway, one time I overheard this guy telling a woman about how he loved living in Lexington, which is a suburban town about 10 miles from Boston. The woman said it was too far from the city for her and the guy was saying that it really wasn’t. His big argument was, “You know, the British walked there during the war.”
You know, during the Battle of Lexington and Concord. The battle that kicked off the Revolutionary War. Because only a Masshole would say “the war” and be referring to the American Revolution.
