#massive dork

[myfriendtheghost]

I'm sorry... there's a video of him going crazy at his dads show?? Do you happen to have it?? Or know someone who does??

THIS ONE LMAO it makes me scream

the guy scooting away and Jake being like 😐 LSJSJAKAJ

[flyinghetfield]

[pesky33]

I'm not sure why Elly chose to hug my rucksack but it does mean now I have a picture of my new rucksack to show you

[colbertcam]

GQ Cover Shoot, 2015

[meatbag-status]

I finally put these on the car I didn’t know was gonna be blue when I bought the bumper stickers 😁

[wyvern-tales]

Actual encounter I just had with my 6-foot-two 48-year old father:

Dad: Do you have the hungry

Me: Ye

Dad: Do you want the dinner

Me: Ye

Dad: Chick patty or Cheeseburger

Me: burger

Dad: alright

Dad: I will make the dinner

Me: Sweet

[about fifteen minutes later]

Dad: CHILDRENS COME GET FOOD

[missjaderayne-x-blog]

[tzigtzag]

I was talking to my boyfriend in the car last night about the latest Memes when I finally thought to ask "you don't frequent tumblr or reddit or anything, where do you hear about these?" And i watched his face go from indignation right through wonderment and land on confusion in the silence that followed before he said in the smallest most unsure voice "i don't... know..?"