Coming to ABC in 2019, the next great superhero television series,
Agents of S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T!
(abbreviation for Straight Tall Ripped Alphas Investigating Gay & Homosexual Terrorism).
Starring Brett Dalton as the ladies’ favourite agent, Grant Ward, this new series will see Master Ward leading a team of Alpha Straight Agents (all reclassified as Masters by SHIELD) including the likes of Master Hunter, Master Mack and this week’s special guest Absorbing Man as they travel the world to put a stop to any and all traces of public male homo-ness.
For their first assignment the Masters take on the NYC Pride Parade. A daunting task, but to clean up the city most of them call home they’ll do whatever it takes. Utilizing the highest tech gadgets like super tasers, electro cuffs and their good old fashioned brute strength, they’re ready for action. Will they get through the parade without getting hit on? Will the quinjets be have enough space for all the homos? Will any wily fags get away? Tune in to find out!