The 'Buttery biscuit base' Returns
(Today Ally Ross, The Sun’s TV critic, asked us to write a review of a television show we either love or hate. This is my article on Celebrity Masterchef.)
This week in reality television we are invited into the kitchen of the Michelin man and his Aussie sidekick. But, in an extra special twist, this time we’re joined by a group of z-list celebrities that have never enjoyed so much television exposure. But will this latest edition be the cherry on the cake for the series, or a burning lump of disaster?
That’s right, everybody’s favourite cooking show Masterchef is back! This series they’re being joined by a range of so called celebrities, who lack even the most basic of cooking skills. The most recognisable face this time round is none other than the critically acclaimed (gulp) actor Christopher Biggins. I too am beside myself with excitement to witness the pantomime star on yet another reality show. The only watchable part of the series, occasionally delicious looking food, seems to have been thrown out in attempt by the BBC to destroy every last show on television.
We will, however, still be joined by the ground breaking, awe inspiring, totally-not-irritating duo act of John Torode and Gregg Wallace. Once again we shall witness Gregg shovel down food and occasionally attempt to critique something he clearly knows little about.
So tune into Celebrity Masterchef for a step by step guide on how to burn down a kitchen and ruin a perfectly good TV show.