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InStyle Spamton by ME!! Matchmaker Spamton by ME!!
Info about BOTH Spamtons below!!
MATCHMAKER SPAMTON [PRIME]
-> He's sleazy guy, I mean, most Spamtons are. -> His wings are incredibly small, which make it impossible to use. He acts like they're only here for aesthetics, and are apart of his uniform. -> Those wings aren't natural. -> He has a small tail, represent's a dove's feathers. More prominent when it isn't covered by his coat. -> Sticks with a more innocent look to match his role in the show. -> Since "MR ANT-TENNA'S TV TIME" revolves around a dating show, Spamton's role in this AU is to provide eye-catching commercial breaks. He also interviews contestants on their show, very pushy with his questions... -> Very bastardous. -> He has wavy (curly?) hair, however, he often straights it and slicks it back to seem more professional. -> Spamtenna (the romantic ship) isn't canon in this AU, but I see them more as two guys who have a bond that's better than everyone else's. Bromance to the max... -> Definitely a fan of staying up late and critiquing whatever activities and shows they're hosting the next day. -> Overall, very close to Tenna. In a sense where they can sit together without needing to talk about secrets.
"Fools on parade frolic and fuck about to make her gaze..."
IN-STYLE SPAMTON [PRIME]
-> While Tenna's main aesthetic is 'that one popular boy that peaked in highschool in the 2000s', Spamton's is 'the bitchy jock'. -> This guy has an ego that could probably outdo any Spamton's if you listen to his words closely. -> "You did good, however, if you throw it like I do, you might be as good as me." -- "Haha! I remember doing that too, but I did it perfectly." -- etc. -> Doesn't have a tail, just an addison in an addison world... -> His hair is still dyed, adds onto his personality. -> Thick eyebrows purely for his own aesthetic. -> Very fluffy. Somehow. Nobody really?? Knows?? What he's supposed to be??? A bird?? Cat?? Dog??? BirdCat??? -> Sunglasses? He's just a big fan of looking cool. -> Unironically, he plays basketball. -> Has a whistle, blows on it every few seconds to annoy his Tenna or the staff. -> Not as close to Tenna as the other Spamton, but they have their fun little moments. -> Since we're talking about his prime, he probably played games with the younger contestants a lot. -> I'll be honest, he and Tenna are probably a lot like 'Dick and Dom in da Bungalow' in terms of what they do. -> I haven't taught a lot about their conjoined TV show... Maybe they would be a lot like Dick and Dom..? Or maybe they would have a teens-targetted TV show. -> "How to be cool"? -> Spamton likes pranking kids. Probably. If Kris watched their show as a kid, they'd probably witness a jumpscare or two or something...
"Do me a favour, and tell me to go away."