#matchup.exe

[j0jolion]

nurse in the day... super awesome fighter in the night... like can i match you up with me instead omfg you sound amazing. (I ALSO THOUGHT YOU SAID WEED GARBAGE AND I WAS LIKE... SMOKE IT)

but let's pair you up!

Speedweed + Fighter nurse Joy, uhm yes?

I can easily see Speedwagon finding comfort in someone who's motherly, (you,) strong, (you,) and very ready to fight someone, (YOU!!!!!) He'll be taken aback the first time you snark with him, but he'll gladly snark with you as well, finding this lil 'secret' of yours to be the most endearing thing!

He will also turn into MegaWeedMom™ whenever you're fighting, offering you whatever you might need, albeit bandaids, a massage, pain killers, and the like. Much preferring when you're a nurse because he nearly had a heart attack when you got hurt, but he will be there at every single event+fight for you, with ice packs.

SPEEDWEED WILL SO BE UP FOR CUDDLING WITH AN ACTION MOVIE ON, very much so that he can hold you tightly in your arms as you proclaim that you're going to fight everyone on screen and Win.

But he will also gladly let you be his protector when the time for his insecurities and fears arise. He will get a little clingy, with your motherly senses AND your fighter senses that will make him both want to cling to you + hide behind you, he'll try and do both, just watch him.

(Also I have a personal headcanon speedwagon pronounces things really silly like "AAAANAAAMUUU" "WHATS A NANRUTOOOOOO DARLING?")

tl;dr MegaWeedMom™

[j0jolion]

you sound so cute wtff??? good job on this [gestures to all of u]

(ALSO PUCCI-SAMA IM GONNA DIE;; you can all address me as pucci-sama from now on thank u[NOT RLLY PLS DO NOT TAKE ME SRSLY])

let’s drag out Oku-yu-yu from my private reserves yes please.

- Okuyasu’s gonna say step on me once in your relationship, i can see it.

But! Okuyasu will gladly spoil you in anyway he can to please his smol hime. And while he isn't too good at conversations himself, he won't bug you if there's silence or if something. Not to mention he'll be sO happy you're a good teacher like, "babe pls teach me everything ty sm ;-;"

He'll try so so hard to make you laugh too! He'd be really all about you for the entire relationship. He wants to make you smile and laugh, he wants to make you happy! Okuyasu is the perf boyfriend just saying.

He's also prone to lazy spouts, so expect long cuddle sessions with just the two of you doing nothing! (Until Josuke calls and is like wtf bro get uP we gotta go get fries)

Okuyasu is also someone i can see who will get REALLY flustered with PDA, but he'll gladly hold your hand whenever you're feeling shy or nervous!

tl;dr okuyasu...

[j0jolion]

[yasss cat.mp3]

Alright  i haven’t done any Vento Aureo matchups besides blue-no so yes yes YES Either Narancia because two balls of energy bein’ cute af or Shizzaaa because yes, just yes. Prepare to get utterly teased for your height by Narancia! He’ll enjoy coming up behind you and just plopping his head ontop of yours like hello smol one B). He’ll  enjoy every single smooch you get him, because i really see Nara-na as the type who just wants ALL the affection in the world, please make sure you give him plenty!.He’ll follow you around like a little puppy even though you are the smol here. Expect him to talk in italian often for you because he aims to impress his smol. Caesar-rinoooo, Shizza, all the good stuff. HE WILL ALSO ACCEPT MANY OF THE SMOOCHES AND COMPLIMENTS, but expect him to throw a few (lewd) ones right back at you, and by a few i mean a fuck-ton this man is swoon made out of skin. I’d imagine it’d be WAYY too easy to convince him to just be like ‘hey say potato or something!’ let Caesarino take care of your language nerd needs! [and also height diff again like oh god he could swoop you in his arms so easily and smoch your cheek??? wtf @gappy cmere we gotta]

[j0jolion]

GOTCHU LET’S PRAY TUMBLR DOESN’T DELETE THE ENTIRE THING I TYPED BCS IT’S DOING THAT ALOT NOW CRIES (also i take so long with matchups now cause everytime i’m on a roll I end up gettin’ sick so like wtf..)

BUT! Let’s start-o!

- Hmmu, hmmu, I see a Jotaro-uuu for you-uuuu! also everyone gets a piece of Jotaro’s ass because it’s wide enough for all. BUT YES ALAS LET US DIG INTO WHY YOU GONNA BE RIDING HIS WIDE LOAD TILL DAWN. prepare for midnight till 4 Am scary movie sessions with Jotaro, he’ll be stone faced the entire time as you snuggle into his side though, [there will be a jumpscare now and then that’ll get em >;3c]. He’ll appreciate the fact that you can be both quiet and cheerful, like he will bask in your cute excitable-ness and then let you stay Calm while he works on something with INTENSE MOVES. The mornings are gonna be so fun when he pulls you close, (who is still probably sleeping cause same), and kisses your cheek while he basks in the morning warmth (and wood). but then you’ll wake up and be like “JOTARO I JUST HAD A DREAM WHERE YOUR DICK WAS A CAT” and that will start the day off bizarre but Jotaro wouldn’t have it any other wayyyy (I ALSO LIKE LOOKED UP YOUR SIGN AND COMPATIBILITY AND ARIES AND KOICHI IS ARIES BUT LIKE, HONESTLY WHO WANTS KOICHI BESIDES YUKAKO I MEAN HE CUTE BUT)

[j0jolion]

HEY I lOVE U BTW

- TronofJon can easily become TronOfJonathan cause that’s who i can easily see you matched up with! Like oh my god can you imagine... just imAGINE. Walking around town with Jona, your hand in is and he’s squeezing your hand tightly as you tell a joke yes, yes yes and another million times yes. I figure he’s not quite good at being a social butterfly himself, but he’ll gladly take the lead when your shyness kicks in! he’ll find it so cute when you open up and feel so honored honestly, like the first time you open up he’ll swing you around in his arms asking if you’re really so comfortable with him and that he loves you very much.. also prepare for cheesy jokes about how he’s going to kiss you for every freckle you have while he holds you tightly in his Beeefy Bara Arms.

- TRONOFJOTARO OH MY GOD THIS TOO, THIS TOO... like lordy lord can you imagine him offering you his jacket when you forget your hoodie? cause I can and I am. When you open up to him, he’ll tilt his hat over his face and mutter “So this is what you really are like... cute...” but you won’t hear the last part since he’ll be too embarrassed to mutter it out loud! Whenever you two are alone and you decide to draw, he’ll gently look over your shoulder and he maybeee might let a smile out, only if you’re really lucky though!! he’ll get annoyed at your jokes, but he might let out a stray chuckle as well, (mostly at memes though jotaro memer confirmed)

[j0jolion]

i gotcha anon!!!

- [gently strums a guitar] i hope you like prince, because prepare to be up at 2 AM in jammies dancing to all his greatest hits with Josuke! Your boyfriend will gladly carry your smol booty to school and back, just cause he loves the feeling of you close to him so much. He WILL ask you to do his homework, and he will threaten to tickle you until you tell him the answers. he’ll laugh and snort at every single pun you make, because honestly Josuke is no better himself and the two of you will get kicked out of public places for the excessive amounts of puns, thank god Tonio hasn’t. Josuke will tease you for your nerdness, but he’ll let you get in a few snubs about fashion sense in return. An ideal date with him will consist with him holding you tightly while you play a video game/read a comic, he’ll gently place kisses all over your face to distract you, and then a tickle fight breaks out, (and then it gets nsfw hoo-hoo...)

ALSO LIKE HE’D WANT TO BABY AND TEASE YOUR SIBLINGS TOO AND BE LIKE DANG YOU GUYS GOT A NICE ASS SIBLING TREAT THEM WELL, and your siblings would be like “who dis man and why his hair so fuq’d up.” let’s pray you got strong arms to hold your boo back

[j0jolion]

YES YES!! EXCELLENT-O [so how was suffering through part 6,,]

PIIII <3 i think i’ll pair you up with jotaro (my son pls take care of him), and johnny (the holy spirit), so basically you’re gonna be the fruit in a lovely jojo parfait (i’ve never had one so i have no idea if that’s how they work;;)

START THE MEME-RY

- I can already see like cute tucked in dates with you and Jotaro, honestly just the two of you snuggled together playing like, NES call of duty or something. Aaaaaah, since he’s so big, he’d enjoy quietly coming up behind you when you’re sketching and wrapping his arms around your waist and smooching The Head, because h e i g h t  d i f f e r e n c  e s. He will get annoyed with like every single little thing you do, because he’s jotaro and jotaro hates himself,, but he will quickly apologize even if it’s not with words [ahem ahem lEWD ahem ahem]. Having such a caring person being around him, he’ll easily let his cold shell slide in the most strangest of places? like eating a bag of chips he’ll just be smiling, and you’ll be like dang are those some good chips? and he’ll be too happy thinking about you and thinking about the two of you to reply rip.

- Prepare for Soft Butt John(ny). He’ll lay across your lap as you try and play video games and like spam the triangle button just to make you lose, because he’s johnny. But nonetheless his heart will be completely stolen by you~ and he will get into a fist fight with anyone who tries to talk over you so just saying you might wanna bribe a cop. because he will FUCK EVERYONE UP FOR YOu. he’ll also want to sit on your lap alot and cuddle into you as you read your porn fanfics or something, because honestly i see johnny as someone who likes to just Chill Out and Smoke Weed.but he’ll pepper you in kisses everytime he sees you because That His Gay Boo. he will get irradiated whenever you’re stubborn because gyro is love gyro is life, but nothing a little smooch can’t fix!

[j0jolion]

It's lil old pasta! i want to ask for a matchup? I have brunette hair that looks a bit blonde,i have pale peach skin and sun spots under my eyes,my eyes are a greyish blur,i'm 5'4" and love to wear poofy sweaters. I also like to draw stuff and write trash,and finally i love my tiny arm muscles. my personality in real life is like quiet,shy,and i'm nice....but i'll be openly rude if im insulted and i have right to be,please try to match me up w my wife's? (wham,abba,and speedweed)(you probs knew)

PASTAA <3

i gotchu babby!!! i got you also if pasta/abba isn’t your otp please leave da blog (not rlly but it’s so cute and i ship it))

- Take a chance on Abba-chu! Heads up though, earning his love and trust will not be an easy task at all, the pay-off will VERY MUCH BE WORTH IT. it’ll take all of your lil patience to stay strong, but during the nights when he pulls you close and mumbles how much he loves you into your neck is GOING TO BE VERY WORTH IT. while he’s going to act like he doesn’t care for you, expect to be scolded when you forget homework or something like your bag. He’ll grunt and hand it over but yank you into his chest and plant a kiss on the top of your forehead, mumbling, “don’t disappoint me,” while deep down he knows you never ever will <3. he’ll never admit it to your face, but when you wear poofy baggy sweaters and nothing else he will die instantly? just like he’ll just lay down and die us this info to your advantage, pasta, make me proud buh-boo