#mate no

[screamingwines]

Me: okay sleepy time

My brain: YES LET’S WRITE

[needsmoarlizards]

A delivery guy just asked why I don't have kids, and said “You’re not getting any younger!”

I mean...really? Really?!

[inshadesofgrey]

my friends pissing me off and i dont know what to do...she keeps on being negative about all these people in her life and acting like a victim and its like....just let it go

[noonetellsyouno]

Tell me why this boy was telling me about his bands and then suddenly asked if I want to make out

[beigemutual-blog]

easiest way to make a man feel less supeiror: beat him at fifa

[futureboy]

just went to the kitchen to fill up my water and started opening the the door like 'is the light on?? what's that rattling noise???' med student then looks up semi-guiltily. he is spooning cold beans straight out of the tin

[sarcasmwhynot]

mad at the fact there are actually australians finally calling tony abbott a good leader cause he ruled out a gay marriage referendum.