the sarcastic cow

Connie 23 ˣ SydAUS

[pocblog]

[protectblkwomen]

This is so cute!

[elaxisfae]

The type of quality content I like to see

[crit-sunstone]

[programmerhumour]

Pure savage

[positive-memes]

Girls can be coders too

[thenordroom]

Converted barn in England

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[balmain-vogue]

[kieljamespatrick]

[meanplastic]

[kidsoncrack]

[beecumingabutterfly-deactivated]

🐝

[stability]

vampire: *rips my collar back to bite my neck only to find I’m wearing 12 garlic-clove necklaces* 

vampire: how did you know? 

me: know what?

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same

[dare-i-say-asexual]

why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

because we know what women want??? next question

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

being attracted to older women like, am i attracted to her because she’s hot??? because she’s probably unobtainable?? is it my mommy issues????? anyways, i love a milf

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

therapists don’t interact

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[r--g--b]

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

[orangeskins]

[nikolailanstove]

favourite movie moments: [1/?] » Shrek (2001)

The Muffin Man!

[burnhamandtilly]

people of color in scifi & fantasy » Letitia Wright

[ohheyitsrenee]

[death-by-lulz]

scar plz…

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP